Davkaus Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 My choice is between visiting family again, and due to no trains on Boxing Day, spending 3 nights on a sofa bed, probably being fed up of all of the shouting by the second day as everyone gets stressed out over what should be a fun day, while drinking lots and wishing I wasn't there, versus staying at home alone for the first time on Christmas day, optionally cooking a Christmas dinner for 3 and putting little paper hats on the cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 57 minutes ago, limpid said: Don't forget to wave when you go past my house. You live in the Lion enclosure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 57 minutes ago, limpid said: Don't forget to wave when you go past my house. You live in the Lion enclosure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted December 8, 2015 Administrator Share Posted December 8, 2015 Yes. No, the elephant house 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Better than the dog house. Edited December 8, 2015 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted December 8, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2015 Quote 07-12-12 SEVERAL million fortunate individuals will be enjoying peaceful solitude on Christmas Day, it has emerged. As the season of compulsory family fun approaches, there is increasing jealously towards those who do not have relatives or have managed to ostracise them. Plumber Stephen Malley said: “I was married with three kids but I faked my own death in a hovercraft accident just to avoid Christmas with my wife’s parents. “I shall be watching war films in bed at just about the time my father-in-law usually starts being racist.” Margaret Gerving, a retired headmistress from Guildford, said: “My niece insists on coming over but I make her leave the presents outside. “Usually she says ‘Merry Christmas’ through the letterbox, to which I reply, ‘Go away, I’ve got a harpoon gun’.” However 83-year-old Emma Bradford has found her family unavoidable: “They come and get me, manhandle me into a car. “My son’s wife – I just call her ‘she’ or ‘that woman’ – shouts in my face and gives me a box of lavender soap, which I feed to their dog.” Daily Mash 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wainy316 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 3 hours ago, Ponky said: I'll be in New York City with my wife and two youngest. Not sure what we'll eat or where but hoping for snow. Then spending New Year's in San Antonio. Leaving tomorrow. I'm well psyched! You definitely win so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted December 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2015 My little one is a ballet dancer, and performing two parts in "The Nutcracker" in the run up to Christmas. Will be proud parent in the audience! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 minute ago, Marka Ragnos said: My little one is a ballet dancer, and performing two parts in "The Nutcracker" in the run up to Christmas. Will be proud parent in the audience! Good looking woman then ay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2015 You wouldn't want to have two parts in the nutcracker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted December 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) 45 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Good looking woman then ay? Erm ... not quite. He's a nine-year-old boy. But he is very handsome. Edited December 8, 2015 by Marka Ragnos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I **** love Christmas. That is all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Christmas doesn't love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Yes it does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 hour ago, sexbelowsound said: I **** love Christmas. That is all. same here. drink,food,tv,presents(although not so much for me these days now im older) and family time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Got 3 weeks off, gonna do **** all and get absolutely hammered. Did it about 2 years ago, starting with the Christmas party, couple of things with friends, couple of villa games, couple of things with family, spent pretty much all of Christmas drunk, I also spent about 90% of my wages, couldn't remember a thing Actually really got me down because of the money and memory thing, didn't touch a drop for nearly three months and didn't drink heavily again for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 23 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Did it about 2 years ago, starting with the Christmas party, couple of things with friends, couple of villa games, couple of things with family, spent pretty much all of Christmas drunk, I also spent about 90% of my wages, couldn't remember a thing Actually really got me down because of the money and memory thing, didn't touch a drop for nearly three months and didn't drink heavily again for a long time i had an extremely heavy xmas a few years back and by the time i started back to work i was bloody knackered and drained. pissed me off that id wasted most days being drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Got 3 weeks off, gonna do **** all and get absolutely hammered. Did it about 2 years ago, starting with the Christmas party, couple of things with friends, couple of villa games, couple of things with family, spent pretty much all of Christmas drunk, I also spent about 90% of my wages, couldn't remember a thing Actually really got me down because of the money and memory thing, didn't touch a drop for nearly three months and didn't drink heavily again for a long time Alright, don't ruin it for him [emoji16] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 If anyone is going to the West Ham game...I'll (probably) be in the swan after. I'm a large man who'll be wearing a chequerboard claret and blue hat and drinking too much Guinness. Say hello. It'll be the best Grindr date you've never been on. If you spot me around the ground...around L4 i think. Come and stick a finger up my arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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