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Priti Patel delays publication of independent reports on EU citizens and anti-terror laws which were sent to her months ago

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The Home Office is delaying the publication of independent reports on terror legislation and the status of EU citizens, i can reveal.

An inquiry into the Windrush scandal expected to be finished nearly a year ago has also been postponed indefinitely with Home Office ministers unable to say when they will receive it.

The Home Secretary Priti Patel has been accused of "suppressing" the reports after failing to explain the unusual delay in their publication.

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Terror legislation, or counterterror legislation? :) 

I presume they're being held back until she's capable of reading them.

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I'd love to see Priti Patel's google search history........

 

'What is legislation?'

 

'What is a terrorist?'

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TRIGGER WARNING: High likelihood of losing your lunch over this one.

https://www.thenational.scot/news/18242099.andrew-sabisky-made-vile-claims-women-sex-reddit/
 

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THE Prime Minister’s newest adviser once claimed it was a woman’s Christian “duty” to have sex with her husband, The National can reveal.

Andrew Sabisky - who resigned last night following days of rows –  made the comments on Reddit, where he seemingly acted as an agony uncle to posters on the site’s popular sex forum, doling out advice on rape fantasies, incest, Christianity, and other subjects.

In one post, from seven years ago, a man explained that his Mormon wife was reluctant to have sex with him and asked for advice.

Under the username thedovelamenting, Sabisky responded by urging him to try to “rewire” her brain “to the point where she no longer, consciously or subconsciously sees a conflict between a good Christian woman and serving you up 39 flavours of slut on command”.

He added: “It ought to be obvious that her wifely duty ought to consist not just of letting you masturbate into her vagina but actively playing her part in building a fantastic sex life with you.

 

"Yes, that might require pushing through some initial mental discomfort but it is simply selfish and unchristian of her not to make the effort.”

Sabisky then urged the man to “take the lead a little bit more”.

He said: “Theologically speaking she is your wife and should submit to you as unto the Lord, so if you want doggy then it is your place to command her to get on her hands and knees and her place to obey.”

He added: “If you want a blow job you should get one because she is your wife and lover … She’s just being selfish really (which isn’t very Christian).”

In another post, he recommended that a 26-year-old man looking to lose his virginity pay “lots of money for a really good hooker”.

When a woman posted about finding “disturbing porn” on her boyfriend’s computer, including erotic fiction about incest, paedophilia and rape, Sabisky told her he didn't “see all that much to worry about here”.
 

He added: “Fantasies are strange things. Unpredictable, of uncertain origin, hard to figure how they’ll relate to real life. I have a thing for incest erotica myself despite never having had those fantasies relating to my actual family. So long as he’s not actually breaking any laws and is restricting his viewing habits to girls 18 and up I wouldn’t be too squicked.”

He then suggested the woman was at fault for not offering her partner the right “kind of sex”, though he admits he “could be way off there.”

The Reddit posts were deleted soon after The National approached Sabisky for a comment.

Definitely a virgin.

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25 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

He's given that a lot more thought than VT's "Do her up the wrong up "  advice

Would love it if a VTer got sacked from a govt role after the “explosive discovery of a secret cache of DHUTWU posts leaked to Der Spiegel”.

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2 hours ago, KentVillan said:

Definitely a virgin.

He's about 27 and already has 6 kids!

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5 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

He's about 27 and already has 6 kids!

Think he was 20 when he wrote all of that. But 6 kids, wow. Grim. All with very high IQs no doubt.

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Well at least this government aren’t dangerous incompetent psychos like that bunch that wanted to nationalise the railways.

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2 hours ago, HanoiVillan said:

They're nowhere near that good looking.

Never had you down as a cynophilist

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40 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

Never had you down as a cynophilist

Ever since we got our dog in the autumn, I've become a full-blown Dog Person, and it's great.

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6 hours ago, HanoiVillan said:

Ever since we got our dog in the autumn, I've become a full-blown Dog Person, and it's great.

That's sick, getting your dog to do that to you. Do you have no shame? 

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2 hours ago, bickster said:

That's sick, getting your dog to do that to you. Do you have no shame? 

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9 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I believe this is now to be referred to as 'levelling up'. ;)

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