tonyh29 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, blandy said: About 2 years, truth be told. All my (IMO) best jokes mostly go un-noticed, (except by the intellectuals like @peterms) so I lowered the bar. You lowered it so far even Fabian Delph wouldn’t be able to serpentine under it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 14, 2019 Author Moderator Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Tories either not understanding a basic concept or being deceptive and disingenuous exhibit #82720323 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Slightly disappointed he didn’t say 1966 and then twirl a giant old school rattle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Boris was an absolute car crash on BBC Breakfast this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 On 14/11/2019 at 13:34, tonyh29 said: you mock but one day you might be choking on a nut, and she might save your life having learnt that manoeuvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 19 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: Tories either not understanding a basic concept or being deceptive and disingenuous exhibit #82720323 Amazing. We do have an opportunity to choose. Liverpool are 100% free to choose whether to play Fabinho or Henderson. I just love how conservatives create this anti immigration feel to their policy. Do you know what might be a good policy? Creating a country so good to live in that every man and their dog wants to move here. It's a shame they haven't caught on to that idea yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 If, years after Grenfell, people die in a fire in a clad multi storey block, that surely would be the government complicit in manslaughter? Too busy playing politics to work out what flammable means. Bolton, last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Quote PM’s claims on knife crime, immigration and indyref2 rejected as false Some of the claims made by Boris Johnson in his BBC interviews have already been picked apart. The PM said the proportion of EU and non-EU net immigration is 50-50. But actually, ONS figures show that EU citizens have only made up around 20 per cent of the total proportion. He claimed that as London mayor he took 11,000 knives “off the street” through the stop and search policy. But as Labour party have pointed out, only 4,500 knives were recovered through stop and search. He also said the murder rate fell below 100 for “several years” while he was at City Hall – a claim he’s made before that’s already proved to be incorrect. The PM says Jeremy Corbyn would have a Scottish referendum “next year”, but Corbyn says he would “not countenance an independence referendum in the early years of a Labour government”. He also tried to avoid responsibility for the failed “Garden Bridge” project – launched under his watch at City Hall. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-live-general-election-brexit-party-labour-polls-candidates-a9203921.html?utm_source=reddit.com I'm stunned that our PM continues to be full of shit. I thought getting numbers wrong was a massive deal? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 16, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Davkaus said: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-live-general-election-brexit-party-labour-polls-candidates-a9203921.html?utm_source=reddit.com I'm stunned that our PM continues to be full of shit. I thought getting numbers wrong was a massive deal? It is if you're an overweight black woman representing a left wing party. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Pretty grim TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 16, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Pretty grim TBH Who're you to deny her the earth rending gush she gets when she thinks about children in danger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 47 minutes ago, Chindie said: Who're you to deny her the earth rending gush she gets when she thinks about children in danger? You’re going to have to issue a public apology for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 17, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2019 Like some gremlin... Christ she has a high opinion of herself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 We know what happens next: Johnson says something stupid and the papers report it. Another headline follows, smearing Labour. Everybody forgets what Acuri said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, bickster said: Like some gremlin... Christ she has a high opinion of herself I took her to mean some kind of creature that causes accidents, but I note this passage: Quote While Roald Dahl was famous for making gremlins known worldwide, many returning Air Servicemen swear they saw creatures tinkering with their equipment which perhaps is the clearest descrition yet of the intimate details of their relationship. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Boris is going to get through a fair few dead cats during this election. He’ll still win, as sufficient people still believe whatever they are told by posh people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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