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16 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

So what are you going to do now Joleen,

you know your image has lost its sheen,

the villa fans just want you gone,

even McGrath's called you a son of one.

 

Your time is up, the race has run,

we only wish we could say it's been fun,

out you go, away with you demon(!),

please please please someone tell me he's leaving.

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27 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

So what are you going to do now Joleen,

you know your image has lost its sheen,

the villa fans just want you gone,

even McGrath's called you a son of one.

 

Your time is up, the race has run,

we only wish we could say it's been fun,

out you go, away with you demon(!),

please please please someone tell me he's leaving.

 

Ill Tell you exactly what he's gonna do... Stay in Quinton and toss it off, eat pizza, play fifa and earn a couple of million for the pleasure it! 

Forget it boys, There is more ambition my Grandad's left bollock! 

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19 minutes ago, TheStagMan said:

WTF are they doing there in any case?

Live down the road don't they? Lescott certainly does, loves Villa that much he couldn't be bothered to move back to Birmingham, thinks it's acceptable to commute from Manchester. Seems that the Manchester to Glasgow commute was a step too far, hence the last minute u-turn on Rangers. 

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Just freeze him out. Ban him from the club premises but make sure to put someone at calling him and requesting him to be places at all times of the night/day. We own his rights so make him drive around from his home in Manchester for no reason until he realises that he needs a change in his scummy life. No pride, no heart and no honour. I hope he meets Paul somewhere and he tries to defend himself to him. It'd be an interesting conversation to be in. McGrath is one of the most respected men in football so it must've hit him in some way.

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15 hours ago, StanBalaban said:

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They're heading back to Citeh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish

I think people are being a bit unfair on Lescott. Remember how Dr Tony asked us to allow Leo Bacuna to have a fresh start, well, maybe we should do the same for Joleon. I mean, he's clearly a changed man. There's no way he's tweeting a picture of his new car from inside his stomach after he's finished eating that phone!

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16 minutes ago, villarocker said:

I think people are being a bit unfair on Lescott. Remember how Dr Tony asked us to allow Leo Bacuna to have a fresh start, well, maybe we should do the same for Joleon. I mean, he's clearly a changed man. There's no way he's tweeting a picture of his new car from inside his stomach after he's finished eating that phone!

I don't want him tweeting pictures of his lower intestines thank you very much.

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6 hours ago, TheStagMan said:

WTF are they doing there in any case?

hopefully its part of Man City 2nd chance program when they try rehabilitate old players by re-signing them, they also signing Stephen Ireland, Ched Evans and Michael Johnson as well

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21 hours ago, StanBalaban said:

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They're heading back to Citeh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish

Hi Vincent do you mind if i sit next to you mate?

 

......ill be back here in case you change your mind.

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18 hours ago, TheStagMan said:

I don't want him tweeting pictures of his lower intestines thank you very much.

Don't we see evidence of what is contained in his lower intestines every time he steps on to a football pitch?

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