StefanAVFC Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 We have a thread about work, things you like about work, a place to bitch about work but no place to tell our stories. Whether it's your job now or a previous one, everyone must have a story or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted August 21, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2015 Today I did some work. /story 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sharkyvilla Posted August 21, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2015 Trying to get everyone sacked? One day I went to get some toilet roll out from the cleaning cupboard in our changing room and suddenly I heard some female voices and realised the women's loos backed onto it, and even better I realised I can flush their toilets from inside the cupboard. So sometimes on my break I nip in and keep an ear out to see if anyone's using them and give them a flush. Some of their reactions are priceless. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted August 21, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2015 Today I did some work. /story Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've probably mentioned this story before, but in short, a guy once went into the male loo, stood on the side, and wanked all up the mirror The perpetrator is still at large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 lol work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 TBH, I generally try to avoid all unnecessary conversations with the words removed i work with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Can somebody explain this "work" thing please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Can somebody explain this "work" thing please If you weren't always on bloody strike holding London to ransom then maybe you'd know. Bob Crow should be thoroughly ashamed of himself. I can't wait for the day that robots take over! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I've probably mentioned this story before, but in short, a guy once went into the male loo, stood on the side, and wanked all up the mirror The perpetrator is still at large my job it was a shit in the sink in the disabled toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post maqroll Posted August 21, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2015 My former manager's girlfriend came to our place of work (a bar), slugged back 2 white wines and went to the ladies' room to have buck naked girl sex with the woman she was chatting up at the bar, while her boyfriend embarrassingly paced outside the door having sent in a waitress to spy on them and confirm cunnilingus was being performed inside the toilet stall. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I once thought about having a wank at work but didn't go through with it. Plus, getting my cock out in the middle of the office would be frowned upon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted August 21, 2015 Administrator Share Posted August 21, 2015 I once thought about having a wank at work but didn't go through with it. Plus, getting my cock out in the middle of the office would be frowned upon Better than being laughed at. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I once thought about having a wank at work but didn't go through with it. Plus, getting my cock out in the middle of the office would be frowned upon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 21, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 21, 2015 Dangerous thread is dangerous. What I really want though are some juicy anecdotes from StewieGriffin. Go on ya good thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Apparently two lads who were gay **** in the 3rd floor disabled toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisagg75 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 There was this one time when I went to print out someone's CV and the printer wasn't working. I had to change the toner which was this massive great big thing. I hadn't done it before as I usually just refused and thought someone else should take care of it. So, I put the thing in the machine and it still didn't work. One of the women in the office came over as she was waiting on a print out and started to take a look at the issue with me. On the toner there was a tab that looked very pull-able... So I suggested that she pulled the tab... Turns out that the tab wasn't in fact pull-able and the women got **** covered in toner as this big bastard basically exploded everywhere. Haha. Good times 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest) £500 a week really isn't a great offer. That works out to be about £24k a year, then you get tax on top of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest) Seems plausible. I wouldn't quit my job for £500 a week and a free car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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