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I've probably mentioned this story before, but in short, a guy once went into the male loo, stood on the side, and wanked all up the mirror

The perpetrator is still at large

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Can somebody explain this "work" thing please

If you weren't always on bloody strike holding London to ransom then maybe you'd know. Bob Crow should be thoroughly ashamed of himself. I can't wait for the day that robots take over!

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I've probably mentioned this story before, but in short, a guy once went into the male loo, stood on the side, and wanked all up the mirror

The perpetrator is still at large

 

my job it was a shit in the sink in the disabled toilet  :puke:

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I once thought about having a wank at work but didn't go through with it.

 

Plus, getting my cock out in the middle of the office would be frowned upon

Better than being laughed at.

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a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest)

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There was this one time when I went to print out someone's CV and the printer wasn't working. I had to change the toner which was this massive great big thing. I hadn't done it before as I usually just refused and thought someone else should take care of it. So, I put the thing in the machine and it still didn't work. One of the women in the office came over as she was waiting on a print out and started to take a look at the issue with me. On the toner there was a tab that looked very pull-able... So I suggested that she pulled the tab... Turns out that the tab wasn't in fact pull-able and the women got **** covered in toner as this big bastard basically exploded everywhere.

Haha. Good times

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a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest)

£500 a week really isn't a great offer. That works out to be about £24k a year, then you get tax on top of that.

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a bloke on my shift has a daughter who is dating a premier league footie player(not one of ours or any player from a midlands club),the player apparently offered him £500 a week to be his chaufer.he said he would buy him a range rover and the guy then would pick him up everyday and chaufer him around to training and wherever he wanted to go.the guy said no as it would mean a drop in his money.(true story honest)

Seems plausible. I wouldn't quit my job for £500 a week and a free car.

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