Stevo985 Posted May 11, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2015 I reckon always needing a piss but never being able to go would be pretty hellish Which is why I will never get in any kind of vehicle for any journey upwards of 10 minutes (except for a train) after a few beers. I was recently in a taxi from Leamington to Redditch after many beers. Needed a piss as we got in. I'd only just met the people I was with too. After half an hour I was in an absolute world of pain. Like actual, real pain. Can't be good for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I've had it when I've held it in for so long nothing came out when I finally got to a toilet. I think it had evaporated out my bum or something. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I reckon always needing a piss but never being able to go would be pretty hellish Which is why I will never get in any kind of vehicle for any journey upwards of 10 minutes (except for a train) after a few beers. I was recently in a taxi from Leamington to Redditch after many beers. Needed a piss as we got in. I'd only just met the people I was with too. After half an hour I was in an absolute world of pain. Like actual, real pain. Can't be good for you i remember going to villa v stoke two seasons ago and me and the missus were that wasted we left at half time which was ok anyway because it was an awful 0.0 but anyway we got a taxi back to rugeley which the driver under charged us so that was a bonus. as soon as we left brum i was in severe pain because i needed a piss and as we was going through lichfield i could not take it anymore and made the driver pull up a residential street so i could have a piss in the street in broad day light. the relief was unreal but i got some unsavoury looks, sorry stefan if it was your street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I reckon always needing a piss but never being able to go would be pretty hellish Which is why I will never get in any kind of vehicle for any journey upwards of 10 minutes (except for a train) after a few beers. I was recently in a taxi from Leamington to Redditch after many beers. Needed a piss as we got in. I'd only just met the people I was with too. After half an hour I was in an absolute world of pain. Like actual, real pain. Can't be good for you i remember going to villa v stoke two seasons ago and me and the missus were that wasted we left at half time which was ok anyway because it was an awful 0.0 but anyway we got a taxi back to rugeley which the driver under charged us so that was a bonus. as soon as we left brum i was in severe pain because i needed a piss and as we was going through lichfield i could not take it anymore and made the driver pull up a residential street so i could have a piss in the street in broad day light. the relief was unreal but i got some unsavoury looks, sorry stefan if it was your street. Officially the worst game I've ever attended. Cameron Jerome had their only shot and it went for a throw. My worst was Blackburn away in 2009. I was in a taxi with two mates and two people I'd just met, they were terrified if piss myself on them. Eventually the driver had to let me out to piss in one of the home pubs car parks. I was that desperate I forgot I still had my Villa scarf on which a mate quickly grabbed off me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hycus-flange Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... Bringing a camera when a GPMG would have been a better choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Sitting in the doctor's waiting room being forced to endure the stinking pile of dung that is Australian morning tv. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... what an honest bunch of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... what an honest bunch of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2015 Politics creeping into other threads. Now that is hell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post useless Posted May 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 13, 2015 Being an homeless dog with no water and sniffing the ground for food, watching the other dogs and their families. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... what an honest bunch of people. honest and thats all im going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippers Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Being Carles Gill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Being an homeless dog with no water and sniffing the ground for food, watching the other dogs and their families. **** hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 14, 2015 Author Share Posted May 14, 2015 Not having a hand grenade at the ready......... It's like that photo of jazz greats in Harlem, except these people have no imagination and ceate misery not music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Being an homeless dog with no water and sniffing the ground for food, watching the other dogs and their families. That made me very, very sad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 i don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Just randomly add the word 'tits' to it somewhere.. that's what I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Being an homeless dog with no water and sniffing the ground for food, watching the other dogs and their families. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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