mjmooney 21,837 Report post Posted November 5 Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 23,028 Report post Posted November 5 15 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Nope. Just do a google image search of Ron Jeremy. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mottaloo 1,351 Report post Posted November 5 How ron jeremy made such a name for himself in the porn industry is a relative mystery. Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genie 5,385 Report post Posted November 5 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: How ron jeremy made such a name for himself in the porn industry is a relative mystery. Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand He was probably offering his services for free. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8pints 5,227 Report post Posted November 5 @mottaloo I watched a Porn documentary when I was younger where a few of the women who had worked with Ron Jeremy said he had the nicest feeling penis in the industry, that it had a spongy texture and that's why so many enjoyed working with him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paddywhack 6,341 Report post Posted November 5 24 minutes ago, 8pints said: @mottaloo I watched a Porn documentary when I was younger where a few of the women who had worked with Ron Jeremy said he had the nicest feeling penis in the industry, that it had a spongy texture and that's why so many enjoyed working with him Mine has a spongy texture, I’m known as ‘The Scourer’. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Straggler 1,396 Report post Posted November 6 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Their neighbors occasionally get shot up too Quote A MOTHER-OF-TWO was left shaken after a deer hunting accident saw a bullet shoot through her window and spray shattered glass across her living room floor. I can vouch for the incident because it was my house. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 23,028 Report post Posted November 6 I don't often do motivational posters, but I feel this is one to live your life by. 8 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 23,028 Report post Posted November 6 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Mine has a spongy texture, I’m known as ‘The Scourer’. To be honest that sounds like a combination of erectile dysfunction and eczema. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharkyvilla 4,373 Report post Posted November 6 4 hours ago, BOF said: I don't often do motivational posters, but I feel this is one to live your life by. Reminds me of when I had a problem with a 'delicate region' and the doctor sent me to hospital with a note to give to the receptionist so I wouldn't have to say out loud what was wrong. Of course she couldnt read the doctor's writing and said 'Sorry, I can't read that word' so I had to go 'yeah, that's foreskin' in front of a queue of people. So I had to limp off with people staring at me, it was so embarrassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 23,028 Report post Posted November 6 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: Reminds me of when I had a problem with a 'delicate region' and the doctor sent me to hospital with a note to give to the receptionist so I wouldn't have to say out loud what was wrong. Of course she couldnt read the doctor's writing and said 'Sorry, I can't read that word' so I had to go 'yeah, that's foreskin' in front of a queue of people. So I had to limp off with people staring at me, it was so embarrassing. "Has managed to get 5 grapes stuck under his f%£^$£"^ while playing hide the fruit bowl at a church meet". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xela 18,553 Report post Posted November 6 On 05/11/2019 at 11:16, mottaloo said: Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand Listen mate, I can't help it if they love me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HanoiVillan 14,425 Report post Posted November 9 New Mondo Mascot appears to be a midget in a womb: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
