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mjmooney 26,656 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 Nope. Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 24,893 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 15 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Nope. Just do a google image search of Ron Jeremy. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
mottaloo 2,284 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 How ron jeremy made such a name for himself in the porn industry is a relative mystery. Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand Link to post Share on other sites
Genie 9,606 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: How ron jeremy made such a name for himself in the porn industry is a relative mystery. Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand He was probably offering his services for free. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
8pints 5,275 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 @mottaloo I watched a Porn documentary when I was younger where a few of the women who had worked with Ron Jeremy said he had the nicest feeling penis in the industry, that it had a spongy texture and that's why so many enjoyed working with him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Paddywhack 7,246 Posted November 5, 2019 Report Share Posted November 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, 8pints said: @mottaloo I watched a Porn documentary when I was younger where a few of the women who had worked with Ron Jeremy said he had the nicest feeling penis in the industry, that it had a spongy texture and that's why so many enjoyed working with him Mine has a spongy texture, I’m known as ‘The Scourer’. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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Straggler 1,791 Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Their neighbors occasionally get shot up too Quote A MOTHER-OF-TWO was left shaken after a deer hunting accident saw a bullet shoot through her window and spray shattered glass across her living room floor. I can vouch for the incident because it was my house. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post BOF 24,893 Posted November 6, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 I don't often do motivational posters, but I feel this is one to live your life by. 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post BOF 24,893 Posted November 6, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Mine has a spongy texture, I’m known as ‘The Scourer’. To be honest that sounds like a combination of erectile dysfunction and eczema. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
sharkyvilla 5,967 Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 4 hours ago, BOF said: I don't often do motivational posters, but I feel this is one to live your life by. Reminds me of when I had a problem with a 'delicate region' and the doctor sent me to hospital with a note to give to the receptionist so I wouldn't have to say out loud what was wrong. Of course she couldnt read the doctor's writing and said 'Sorry, I can't read that word' so I had to go 'yeah, that's foreskin' in front of a queue of people. So I had to limp off with people staring at me, it was so embarrassing. Link to post Share on other sites
BOF 24,893 Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: Reminds me of when I had a problem with a 'delicate region' and the doctor sent me to hospital with a note to give to the receptionist so I wouldn't have to say out loud what was wrong. Of course she couldnt read the doctor's writing and said 'Sorry, I can't read that word' so I had to go 'yeah, that's foreskin' in front of a queue of people. So I had to limp off with people staring at me, it was so embarrassing. "Has managed to get 5 grapes stuck under his f%£^$£"^ while playing hide the fruit bowl at a church meet". 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Xela 24,505 Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 05/11/2019 at 11:16, mottaloo said: Overweight, plug ugly....ok, i suppose he might be "packing" a sizeable amount of erm....man meat but i just don't get why he was so in demand Listen mate, I can't help it if they love me! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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