lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I like christmas just because you can say the term "plump christmas goose" about 30 times a day. and the word "Tur-duck-en" which is turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken and is pretty boss, yo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't understand the thread title. Is Turkey a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 It's November FFS. Is Turkey a bad thing? Never heard a bad film being called a 'turkey'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't understand the thread title. Is Turkey a bad thing? Cooked properly its nice....dry and stringy its **** awful. I would imagine most people's distaste for turkey comes from several shit childhood christmas dinners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) edit: bit late the food? No the country Not really, bit angry occasionally the euphemism for something being crap - yes. english language: one word covering food, nations and euphemisms \o/ Edited November 20, 2014 by Rodders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't understand the thread title. Is Turkey a bad thing? No it is a bad pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't understand the thread title. Is Turkey a bad thing? Cooked properly its nice....dry and stringy its **** awful. I would imagine most people's distaste for turkey comes from several shit childhood christmas dinners. The best bit about turkey is the sandwiches made with the leftovers. Bit of cranberry, maybe some sneaky brie and a sprinkle of salt GET IN MY BELLY! But you're right, we don't normally have turkey anymore. Usually a rib of Beef or maybe some gammon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_shere Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When do ppl put Xmas decorations up? shops are full of them now but thankuflly havnt seen any houses with lights up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't understand the thread title. Is Turkey a bad thing? Cooked properly its nice....dry and stringy its **** awful. I would imagine most people's distaste for turkey comes from several shit childhood christmas dinners. The best bit about turkey is the sandwiches made with the leftovers. Bit of cranberry, maybe some sneaky brie and a sprinkle of salt GET IN MY BELLY! But you're right, we don't normally have turkey anymore. Usually a rib of Beef or maybe some gammon. Saying "sneaky brie" is almost as bad as saying "let's put a cheeky bid in for Messi" go wash your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2014 GO WASH YOUR FACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I'll give someone $100,000 on gta 5 if anyone can drive this schmuck to quitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Cranberry sauce! Just why? Far too sweet, might as well baste my turkey in chocolate. Give me stuffing any day though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 Cranberry sauce! Just why? Far too sweet, might as well baste my turkey in chocolate. Give me stuffing any day though. cranberry is ridiculous do these people put jam on their sausage the rest of the year? I presume there's at least one person on this forum that has done that...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2014 Depends if she's on 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Depends if she's on Cranberry sauce! Just why? Far too sweet, might as well baste my turkey in chocolate. Give me stuffing any day though. cranberry is ridiculous do these people put jam on their sausage the rest of the year? I presume there's at least one person on this forum that has done that...... The shite sweet shop bought stuff is like jam, but you can get decent ones that are sharp and cut through the slightly fatty flavour of turkey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sweet and savoury mixed in anything other than Chinese food. Why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 This year I'll be tucking into a kebab with a fez on the end of my nob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When do ppl put Xmas decorations up? shops are full of them now but thankuflly havnt seen any houses with lights up. I don't. I'm not really a fan of them to be honest. Don't even put a tree up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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