Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 14, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, useless said: Humans who've been brought up by Wolves or other animals in the wild, think nothing of walking around naked in the snow I know, I know, this happens all the time where I live. We've got a colony of squirrels on the island and whenever they bring up a human baby it can just walk over twigs and gravel without shoes on. It's amazing to watch. It's the human babies brought up by seagulls I don't like though. Always shitting on my conservatory roof. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I think there have been cases of humans being brough up by birds. There's an documentary on the subject of feral children called Genie: Wild Child. Which is interesting but very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 14, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: And you can't read or drink whisk(e)y in the shower. THere's a technique.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I know, I know, this happens all the time where I live. We've got a colony of squirrels on the island and whenever they bring up a human baby it can just walk over twigs and gravel without shoes on. It's amazing to watch. It's the human babies brought up by seagulls I don't like though. Always shitting on my conservatory roof. Genuine LOL. At work. People looked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: Genuine LOL. At work. People looked. well we must be having a psych moment the guy 3 desks up from me just announced his arms were aching from last night's weight session and I shouted over 'do you even get in lifts?' everyone just looked at me, utterly vacant I assured them it really was funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I know, I know, this happens all the time where I live. We've got a colony of squirrels on the island and whenever they bring up a human baby it can just walk over twigs and gravel without shoes on. It's amazing to watch. It's the human babies brought up by seagulls I don't like though. Always shitting on my conservatory roof. I hadn't read past the first line. Oh that post has tickled me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: well we must be having a psych moment the guy 3 desks up from me just announced his arms were aching from last night's weight session and I shouted over 'do you even get in lifts?' everyone just looked at me, utterly vacant I assured them it really was funny Wahey. If you can make a difference to just one persons day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 5 hours ago, BOF said: This is a nice segue from what's being talked about but ... people still have baths? Regularly? Shower thanks. Glad somebody else asked this. Literally can't remember the last time I had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 14, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2016 4 hours ago, BOF said: I 'get' baths for recuperation. Say after running a marathon etc. But to become clean? A waste of water. And you can shower for longer, although as you say it does tend to dilute the old whiskey which is why I use a sippy cup. I don't agree. When you're really dirty, only a bath will get you properly clean. Although I usually follow a bath like that with a shower anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, Stevo985 said: I don't agree. When you're really dirty, only a bath will get you properly clean. Although I usually follow a bath like that with a shower anyway. What? Disagree, completely disagree. Try living in an apartment that's too small to fit a bath in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 14, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I shouted over 'do you even get in lifts?' everyone just looked at me, utterly vacant It must have floored them, rather than rung a bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 14, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 minute ago, legov said: What? Disagree, completely disagree. Try living in an apartment that's too small to fit a bath in. It would be fine, I hardly ever have a bath. But when I do it's because I've been doing something that's gotten me really dirty. I'm just gonna leave that unedited and let somebody have a field day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Just now, Stevo985 said: It would be fine, I hardly ever have a bath. But when I do it's because I've been doing something that's gotten me really dirty. I'm just gonna leave that unedited and let somebody have a field day. Try living in said apartment for 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: It would be fine, I hardly ever have a bath. But when I do it's because I've been doing something that's gotten me really dirty. Because I have Parkinson's Disease and love soup. I'm just gonna leave that unedited and let somebody have a field day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 We only have a small bathroom so I wanted to rip the bath out when we bought the house 18 months ago, but my girlfriend didn't want to as she '"loves having a bath"' she said. Since then, I've been sick in it more times than she's bathed in it. I've pointed this out to her recently but she still wants to keep it. It seems like such a big thing to keep in your house for it to get used once every 6 months. (Although her arguments about it devaluing the house and it being easier to wash a baby in are fair points.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 17 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: We only have a small bathroom so I wanted to rip the bath out when we bought the house 18 months ago, but my girlfriend didn't want to as she '"loves having a bath"' she said. Since then, I've been sick in it more times than she's bathed in it. I've pointed this out to her recently but she still wants to keep it. It seems like such a big thing to keep in your house for it to get used once every 6 months. (Although her arguments about it devaluing the house and it being easier to wash a baby in are fair points.) She's right man. My house didn't have a bath and everyone that came loved it, but wouldn't offer because it didn't have a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 35 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Although I usually follow a bath like that with a shower anyway. You follow a bath with a shower, are you MAD man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: She's right man. My house didn't have a bath and everyone that came loved it, but wouldn't offer because it didn't have a bath. You should have put a big photo of a bath in the corner when people were viewing it. Actually a small photo would work better because it would make the bathroom look bigger. Or you could have said, "Sorry, you can't view the bathroom today, somebody is in there having a bath. And they're probably going to be a while because they're going in the Jacuzzi after. And I did a shit in the bidet by accident" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Bath's put weight on you. And baths take longer to dry from than showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Stevo985 said: This is so true. Don't they say women have a higher pain threshold? Maybe that's how they can handle hot showers. They've obviously never been kicked in the balls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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