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What do people classify as a cake? Is it just the bigger more traditional stuff or do things like brownies, millionaire shortbread and muffins fall into that category? My 3 Yr old is obsessed with baking (major sweet tooth) and makes the wife bake at least once a week. Luckily for me she mixes the recipes up and replaces the sugars with more natural sweet stuff like fruit, honey, Yoghurt or peanut butter. Still not healthy but better then they usually would be. 

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1 hour ago, Davkaus said:

I don't think I've had cake in a couple of years. I save my empty calories for beer :) 

Me Too Samesies GIF

 

Although if someone does happen to kindly bring round a whole box of delicious cakes then they're all getting dispatched sharpish.

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54 minutes ago, Rds1983 said:

What do people classify as a cake? 

If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were:

apple

donut

victoria sponge

caramel shortbread

millionaire shortbread

those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons?

sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty

prawn sandwich

eclair

giant **** off creamy horn

M&S sugary yum yum

Starbucks cinnamon swirl 

muffin

lemon drizzle cake

genoa sponge

fruit cake

iced ginger bread cis female

fairy cake

wedding cake

generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake

apple turnover

 

How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake.

I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes.

 

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11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were:

apple

donut

victoria sponge

caramel shortbread

millionaire shortbread

those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons?

sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty

prawn sandwich

eclair

giant **** off creamy horn

M&S sugary yum yum

Starbucks cinnamon swirl 

muffin

lemon drizzle cake

genoa sponge

fruit cake

iced ginger bread cis female

fairy cake

wedding cake

generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake

apple turnover

 

How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake.

I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes.

 

No idea, that's why I asked. To be honest, I'd take the apple and ignore the rest. 

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14 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

You bring a **** apple to a VT cake meet up you are getting straight back in your vauxhall viva and heading back to Swansea or wherever you come from. 

Nobody from Swansea ever picked the fruit on cake day. They wouldn’t know what it was.

Swansea is custard slice, all day long.

Strikes me as a London area sort of virtue signalling type gesture. He’d probably turn up to the meet on a unicycle wearing a straw trilby.

 

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11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Nobody from Swansea ever picked the fruit on cake day. They wouldn’t know what it was.

Swansea is custard slice, all day long.

Strikes me as a London area sort of virtue signalling type gesture. He’d probably turn up to the meet on a unicycle wearing a straw trilby.

 

Not from London, hate the place, from the South West.

I'd take the apple and make cider with it and I guess covering a cake in custard would help. 

The straw hat sounds about right though. 

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6 hours ago, Rds1983 said:

Next time you're in a situation to buy champagne,

Most lunchtimes at work. Need a nice sweet one I can dip my lobster* in

 

 

 

*not a euphemism 

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3 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were:

apple

donut

victoria sponge

caramel shortbread

millionaire shortbread

those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons?

sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty

prawn sandwich

eclair

giant **** off creamy horn

M&S sugary yum yum

Starbucks cinnamon swirl 

muffin

lemon drizzle cake

genoa sponge

fruit cake

iced ginger bread cis female

fairy cake

wedding cake

generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake

apple turnover

 

How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake.

I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes.

 

I would happily eat all of those. Except the apple, obviously. *  

And I eat fried food and drink as much beer as I like. 

Never put on weight. 

* EDIT: Unless you meant apple cake. I'd eat that, obvs. 

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2 hours ago, mjmooney said:

I would happily eat all of those. Except the apple, obviously. *  

And I eat fried food and drink as much beer as I like. 

Never put on weight

* EDIT: Unless you meant apple cake. I'd eat that, obvs. 

Well that’s not annoying, is it anyone?

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I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all.

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19 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all.

Which one? 

Nu bar will be looking fresh tonight 

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50 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all.

What proportion of them were wearing socks?

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