chrisp65 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 54 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: What do people classify as a cake? If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were: apple donut victoria sponge caramel shortbread millionaire shortbread those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons? sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty prawn sandwich eclair giant **** off creamy horn M&S sugary yum yum Starbucks cinnamon swirl muffin lemon drizzle cake genoa sponge fruit cake iced ginger bread cis female fairy cake wedding cake generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake apple turnover How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake. I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 waitrose butterscotch yum yums are where its at Seriously underrated bakery product Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted June 10, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were: apple donut victoria sponge caramel shortbread millionaire shortbread those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons? sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty prawn sandwich eclair giant **** off creamy horn M&S sugary yum yum Starbucks cinnamon swirl muffin lemon drizzle cake genoa sponge fruit cake iced ginger bread cis female fairy cake wedding cake generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake apple turnover How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake. I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes. No idea, that's why I asked. To be honest, I'd take the apple and ignore the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 You bring a **** apple to a VT cake meet up you are getting straight back in your vauxhall viva and heading back to Swansea or wherever you come from. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Seat68 said: You bring a **** apple to a VT cake meet up you are getting straight back in your vauxhall viva and heading back to Swansea or wherever you come from. Nobody from Swansea ever picked the fruit on cake day. They wouldn’t know what it was. Swansea is custard slice, all day long. Strikes me as a London area sort of virtue signalling type gesture. He’d probably turn up to the meet on a unicycle wearing a straw trilby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted June 10, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Nobody from Swansea ever picked the fruit on cake day. They wouldn’t know what it was. Swansea is custard slice, all day long. Strikes me as a London area sort of virtue signalling type gesture. He’d probably turn up to the meet on a unicycle wearing a straw trilby. Not from London, hate the place, from the South West. I'd take the apple and make cider with it and I guess covering a cake in custard would help. The straw hat sounds about right though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 No chocolate finger? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Rds1983 said: Next time you're in a situation to buy champagne, Most lunchtimes at work. Need a nice sweet one I can dip my lobster* in *not a euphemism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 10, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: If I brought a box of cakes along to the VT meet up, opened the box and the contents were: apple donut victoria sponge caramel shortbread millionaire shortbread those posh french things in funny colours, macaroons? sticky iced bun with a cherry like a titty prawn sandwich eclair giant **** off creamy horn M&S sugary yum yum Starbucks cinnamon swirl muffin lemon drizzle cake genoa sponge fruit cake iced ginger bread cis female fairy cake wedding cake generic knock off Casper the Caterpillar cake apple turnover How many of those would you look at and think, that’s not a **** cake. I’ve got 2 down as not acceptable to be described as a **** cake in a box of cakes. I would happily eat all of those. Except the apple, obviously. * And I eat fried food and drink as much beer as I like. Never put on weight. * EDIT: Unless you meant apple cake. I'd eat that, obvs. Edited June 10, 2021 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I would happily eat all of those. Except the apple, obviously. * And I eat fried food and drink as much beer as I like. Never put on weight * EDIT: Unless you meant apple cake. I'd eat that, obvs. Well that’s not annoying, is it anyone? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 10, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2021 This thread turned yummy. *Off to the fridge* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I think as much beer as I like might be a significantly larger quantity than as much as @mjmooney likes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Xela said: Most lunchtimes at work. Need a nice sweet one I can dip my lobster* in *not a euphemism 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 19 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all. Which one? Nu bar will be looking fresh tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 11, 2021 Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Xela said: No chocolate finger? Turtally disappoint. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 11, 2021 Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2021 50 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I think I understand why there's a queue of lads in tight T-shirts six deep outside the barbers in Kidderminster town centre at five past nine on a Friday morning, but on a deeper level I don't get it all. What proportion of them were wearing socks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 34 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Which one? Nu bar will be looking fresh tonight Looking at Google Maps, I think it must be Harper's Hair Salon? (I was driving past) 2 minutes ago, bickster said: What proportion of them were wearing socks? I didn't get a good look, but they looked the type to be going sockless to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Looking at Google Maps, I think it must be Harper's Hair Salon? (I was driving past) I didn't get a good look, but they looked the type to be going sockless to me. That's the one I use and haven't used since September due to not being allowed home And yes I can guarantee you there wasnt a sock in sight Harpers have a guy who's name escapes me, he's a sound guy, first chair in there, the amount of blokes who will wait for him to have their short back and sides is mental, you can have a 10 man queue outside but 4 or 5 of them will wait for him rather than have their hair cut by the other 6 hairdressers in there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted June 11, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 11, 2021 I can eat as much curry as @mjmooneylikes to eat and never put on weight. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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