bickster Posted April 15, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 15, 2021 27 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Is there really one called The Baby Eaters' Club? No its the Conservative Club really, who are cupid stunts more than your average because they sold the building to Brexit Pubchain but as part of the deal were still allowed to have their Club in part of the building then moaned like buggery because BrexitChain pub were going to ruin the bowls green by building on it. They didn't realise they were not going to be able to play bowls.... Their bit is on the first floor! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 15, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, bickster said: No its the Conservative Club ... sold the building to Brexit Pubchain ... then moaned like buggery because ..they were not going to be able to play bowls.... Hoist by their own retard 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted April 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 15, 2021 BrexitPub, Local Branch: Look everyone, we’ve incorporated your town crest in to our carpet. Town Council: Can you remove that please, you don’t have permission BrexitPub: we don’t need permission its not a trademark Town Council: Yes you do because yes it is. BrexitPub: the local football club use it. BarryTownFC: the local football club have written records of asking for and receiving permission prior to use BrexitPub: hey, town council, can we have permission Town Council: No BrexitPub: @&£^£%$! all played out over twitter, was the best week on twitter eveeeeerrrrrr. 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, bickster said: Nah there's plenty more The Cross House The U-Boat (Sorry Lifeboat - renamed by us because it sunk every other pub and bar in the village - BrexitPub chain) The Freshfield The Village Bin (Sorry Inn - but you you get the Picture) The Pinewoods The Beer Station The Railway The Royal The Grapes The Tin Shack (new) Woodwards The Baby Eaters Club The one my mate used to own that has changed name and I forget I think that's it but there may be a micro I've forgotten about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted April 16, 2021 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 20:56, StefanAVFC said: Yeah i don't get sushi either. It's OK but it's vastly overpriced and people go mad for it. I like sushi, deep fried in batter with some chips, salt and vinegar. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, BOF said: I like sushi, deep fried in batter with some chips, salt and vinegar. Yeah, it’s Friday, we’ll probably get Blandy’s latest war crime posted up at some point. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 hour ago, BOF said: I like sushi, deep fried in batter with some chips, salt and vinegar. Good job there was no G-word added there! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Yeah, it’s Friday, we’ll probably get Blandy’s latest war crime posted up at some point. Ah, yes. I can't go till the bloke's been to go up on the roof, between 12 and 5pm apparently. So it'll be tea time, if at all, before I get m'dinner (tea). If I nip out for 15 minutes, I guarantee the **** will turn up in that time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, blandy said: So it'll be tea time, if at all, before I get m'dinner (tea). 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 21 hours ago, BOF said: I like sushi, deep fried in batter So, tempura maki, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Hayfever, why can’t it just F off. Also, my phone initially autocorrected that to Gay Fever which made me chuckle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Hayfever, why can’t it just F off. Also, my phone initially autocorrected that to Gay Fever which made me chuckle. My **** of an ex wife has chronic hay-fever and i still celebrate when i see the pollen count is high. Then i feel really bad for everyone else who suffer from it.....or from her Edited April 17, 2021 by mottaloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, mottaloo said: My **** of an ex wife has chronic hay-fever and i still celebrate when i see the pollen count is high. Then i feel really bad for everyone else who suffer from it.....or from her Had a week of it now, usually pisses off after a few days but this year it’s hit me bad, and early! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 17, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2021 Just now, bannedfromHandV said: Had a week of it now, usually pisses off after a few days but this year it’s hit me bad, and early! I've been having these ludicrous sneezing attacks when I just explode into a long series of sneezes. And my nose is running like a train at times Never used to get it till the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 3 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said: Had a week of it now, usually pisses off after a few days but this year it’s hit me bad, and early! My Dad has it quite bad, and i'm fortunate that I haven't inherited it. I seem to have inherited my Mom's genes, which includes being able to gain three pounds in weight just by sniffing a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted April 17, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2021 5 hours ago, sidcow said: I've been having these ludicrous sneezing attacks when I just explode into a long series of sneezes. And my nose is running like a train at times Never used to get it till the last few years. My hay-fever kicked in at the kids playground this morning and I was sneezing like mad which sucks, however the fact that everyone gave me death stares and a wide birth came in pretty handy as the place was heaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: My hay-fever kicked in at the kids playground this morning and I was sneezing like mad which sucks, however the fact that everyone gave me death stares and a wide birth came in pretty handy as the place was heaving. Sneezing and coughing is worse than farting now in company! An attack of the Bob Fleming's in the supermarket and I have the aisle to myself! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post It's Your Round Posted April 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2021 Why car park payment machines have to be so much hassle. I know I should probably always have some change in the car, but who actually carries cash around with them any more? I had one today that took card payments, except the card machine wasn’t working. Fine, there was one of those Ringo payment service stickers on it, just ring up, type the car park code in followed by your card details and pay. It’s a bit long winded but them’s the rules, so get it done. Except it’s not as simple as that, I rang the number and a message told me my account had been suspended and to log in online. I’ve never had an account! Missus tried the same and got the same. The website wants you to register an account before you can pay, of course it does, I’m sure they’re just harvesting data. Fill in your name, phone number, email, password, car details, card details and finally you get to pay your £4 for an hour. Not a big deal really but you’d think a better solution would exist in 2021, that isn’t having a pocket full of pound coins. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Completely agree, when I was last working in brum the best car park for me to use was snow Hill, something like £6 for the full day and I was doing it twice a week, who's carrying round 6 pound coins?? No one that's who 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 I pay for parking via a couple of Apps ( Park right and Ringo ) ... set it up once and then it’s always been dead simples .... apps send you reminders and let you top up as required .... Think the only thing you can’t pay for via an app on your phone nowadays is cocaine and hookers , but I’m sure there is probably is an app somewhere that does it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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