TB Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Fredric Brown: Knock (1948), anyone? "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..." Yes, I know it's just the first two sentences of the short story. But it's still a short horror story in it's own right. It's also the last two sentences in the same short story. (Yes, there's something more in-between. Look it up for yourself, if you don't know the story already. Classic Fredric Brown.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I said "alright?" to her, "Yeah fi- OH MY GOD!!!" she screamed. I forgot I was a banana and not meant to talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 hide the hoover. im on the way to your house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Hi i've found this awesome website called Lemonparty.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Well this is perfect, No Police duty today and a Sunday morning lie-in, the Mrs is still asleep in the land of nod and the sun is streaming through the blinds & creating shadows and lines on the far wall that no man's eyes can focus on at 9.00 am. Best shut my eyes again. The Kids are playing nicely downstairs so let them have some fu... "That sounded like a gun being cocked" why is my gun not on the bedside table "KIDS".................BANG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 As it passed through the hole in the cubicle wall, i began to suck it.. Hang on, that's not a nice big penis, it's Stevo's head! As we lost our huge lead in the pub quiz, our hearts sank.. We were beaten by non-locals, lead by MjMooney.. the word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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