Popular Post Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Bit of fun for a Friday. Saw this on Facebook and thought it's something VillaTalk would be good at. Basically, post the best horror story you can, but it must only be two sentences long. I stole this one but it'll get us started. I'll make my own up later.I begin tucking him into bed and he asks "Daddy, can you check under my bed for monsters?". I look underneath to humour him and see it, another him, under the bed staring back at me quivering and whispering "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed" Edited October 3, 2014 by Stevo985 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post coda Posted October 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2014 Aston Villa appoint Alex McLeish as manager Aston Villa have appointed Alex McLeish as their new manager on a three-year contract with immediate effect. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A women and man got married, the end.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 FOR SALE pair of infants shoes, never been worn :-( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) A women and man got married, the end.... Nice one, Con. Edited October 3, 2014 by Stevo985 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 So then I said to her, 'well I'm not absolutely clear what pegging is, but yes I'm willing to give it a go'. At that point, I truly regretted having chosen the shop window display area of Debenhams for our first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ads Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 The piss troll... Still lives! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 This one is based on a true story: Once, I was walking down the beach with my horse and noticed the half-buried Statue of Liberty. It was at this point I realised that I had been on earth all along. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2014 As the masked killer sank his knife into my chest, the last thing I noticed was my alarm clock flashing 2:32, but then I woke up. I sighed as I realised it was all a dream and glanced at my alarm clock which read 2:31, and it was then that I heard my bedroom door slowly creak open. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 3am, my wife whispers my name and I turn to see what she wants. Smiling, I reach for her shadowed, featureless face, when I remember she boarded her flight at 11pm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I went to visit my wife and new born son in hospital. When I got there, to my horror, I found my wife breast feeding a child with ginger hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2014 That Ingram is so sneaky 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I went to visit my wife and new born son in hospital. When I got there, to my horror, I found my wife breast feeding a child with ginger hair. ....Imagine my relief when she turned around and it was just Janette Krankie getting the nipple going.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I walked deep into the woods, a dark foreboding place. It's there I saw them for the first time....DOGGERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Stood at the kerb, I almost snap my neck tracking the rhythmic jiggle of a passing pair of tartan-skinned buttocks. A squeal and a thud; why did I let go of her hand? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Risso Posted October 3, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2014 The little boy held the man's hand tight and whispered "these woods are dark, I'm scared." The man replied "You're scared, I've got to walk back by myself". Sorry. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dave looked at his chest and saw blood. Deep ruby red blood. Blood. Blood..... And piss and shit. Shamelessly stolen from Garth Matenghi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) I walked deep into the woods, a dark foreboding place. It's there I saw them for the first time....DOGGERS People from the former land of Doggerland?... Edited October 3, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 3, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dave looked at his chest and saw blood. Deep ruby red blood. Blood. Blood..... And piss and shit. Shamelessly stolen from Garth Matenghi. This is 5 sentences. Con. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Two lines and two sentences are two different things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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