villaajax Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I kill anything that violates the terms I set under the 1994 Belfast Accords, which clearly state that any living being that enters the private domain or, failing that, the designated 'safe space' of CED, will die a swift death. The Spider & Moth cultures know the terms and it is entirely on them if they fail to adhere to them. Do you put a tiny bomb under their tiny insect cars, the Belfast way? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Kneecapping a spider must take the piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Kneecapping a spider must take the piss. Should try taking out the 'Bees' Knees' Haven't seen Drat in a while, come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I have an irrational Spiders, probably stems from my mum being terrified of them when I was younger... But doesn't mean they need to die, I'll post this again because I like it *Use a glass instead of a napkin... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Everybody gets one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 That's all well and good but it would never hold up in court. The Spider shot the burglar . The innocent man in the story will end up hanged like Timothy Evans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Grissom would solve that in his sleep. He likes spiders too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Kojak would have solved it quicker and with more style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Knew as soon as I saw this thread tonight something would happen, huge spider by the wall of my front door. I was going to get my phone to take a picture but if it wasn't there when I returned then id have to move house. He was in a good position to squash with a newspaper so it was a fairly quick job. Honestly it's legs were about the size of a table tennis bat. How on earth can you just ignore it and let them wonder around your house? If I was man enough to remove them it would still be impossible I don't have a glass that size! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Wander* And get a bowl then? Why does it take you to be more of a man to catch it than to squish it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) Things that often wonder? Spiders Edited September 14, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Wander* And get a bowl then? Why does it take you to be more of a man to catch it than to squish it? I pretty much launched the newspaper at it, I wasn't going near. Incase it moves quickly, or escapes from the bowl. Can't take them chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 They don't wander, they scuttle, the crafty wee words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Wander* And get a bowl then? Why does it take you to be more of a man to catch it than to squish it? I pretty much launched the newspaper at it, I wasn't going near. Incase it moves quickly, or escapes from the bowl. Can't take them chances. Man up, grow a beard and punch it to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The conker thing is true. Just put a conker in each corner of the room and you won't see any spiders in there. Don't ask me about the science yo. But it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 To the OP: have you considered that the spider thinks you are training it to be a homing arachnid? Try tying a message to one of its legs and set it free up the road and see if it comes back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Spiders don't bother me at all, flys on the other hand are **** orrible little bastards (that's why I have a big Venus flytrap called Verne) (sorry Donnie) Never kill a spider but I take great pleasure in ending flys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 The conker thing is true. Just put a conker in each corner of the room and you won't see any spiders in there. Don't ask me about the science yo. But it works Yeah I imagine this would keep them out..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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