Xela Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Playaker in the style of Jan Molby. Pros: Vision, passing ability, composure Cons: Fat bastard, lack of stamina, drinks too much I did used to be called Mini Maradona in the playground at school. Not due to breathtaking skill, close control or mecurial talent, but due to the fact i was fat, had curly hair, cheated ad occasionally punched people 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I am rubbish at kicking a ball. Can't run. Unfit and overweight. But I can catch Goalie will do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Is it cheating to put Joe in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Is it cheating to put Joe in? He's our Dwight Yorke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Put him in. He will leave to sign for Chelsea in the first January window. Oh, and the away kit has to be either the green black and red one or glow in the dark one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Nah, he abandoned us, he can stay at **** Huddersfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) Can I be the third choice goalkeeper? Awesome long range passing, not so great at catching. If Van Gaal were manager, he'd sub me on for Brad every game to take a goal kick. Edited August 25, 2014 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 My Dad used to refer to me as a 'utility' player when he was my manager growing up. I'd like to think that makes me the total footballer. Except for heading and playing when it's cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 VA you in? Anyone else I should out in who hasn't piped up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Con. Make him 20 at tackling and 20 at shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 I'm putting in Stevo (CB cause we needed another), Gareth (GK) and Con (striker/winger) Any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 VA you in? Anyone else I should out in who hasn't piped up? Go on then. I played anywhere in defence, master of the sliding tackle as well as the occasional run up the pitch to score a goal. Cannot head a ball to save my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I'll be the relatively nippy second striker then, the one who always holds back for any pull backs or the one waiting on the edge of the box for a rebounding ball. I have a thing for through passes and strikes from 20 yards. Basically I'm Messi, but just a little better Number 10 please! Failing that number 23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Number 14. Won every single game wearing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Okay Ginko and VA complete our squad (because it's huge) Completed squad list and club information coming up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I'm relishing running onto the flick-ons by 8pints. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Make sure Lapal has a 'good behaviour' clause in his contract. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 sir_gary_cahill as chief scout with 20 judging player potential and ability. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) Ryan you in as well? Edited August 25, 2014 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Yeah, go on then. Think Alan Hutton but less Scottish, no tattoos and more hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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