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StefanAVFC

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Playaker in the style of Jan Molby. 

 

Pros: Vision, passing ability, composure

 

Cons: Fat bastard, lack of stamina, drinks too much

 

 

I did used to be called Mini Maradona in the playground at school. Not due to breathtaking skill, close control or mecurial talent, but due to the fact i was fat, had curly hair, cheated ad occasionally punched people 

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Put him in.  He will leave to sign for Chelsea in the first January window.  

 

Oh, and the away kit has to be either the green black and red one or glow in the dark one. 

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Can I be the third choice goalkeeper? Awesome long range passing, not so great at catching. If Van Gaal were manager, he'd sub me on for Brad every game to take a goal kick.

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VA you in?

 

Anyone else I should out in who hasn't piped up?

 

Go on then.

 

I played anywhere in defence, master of the sliding tackle B) as well as the occasional run up the pitch to score a goal.

 

Cannot head a ball to save my life.

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I'll be the relatively nippy second striker then, the one who always holds back for any pull backs or the one waiting on the edge of the box for a rebounding ball. I have a thing for through passes and strikes from 20 yards.

 

Basically I'm Messi, but just a little better ;)

 

Number 10 please! Failing that number 23.

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