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Stories Out Of Context

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Post something that has happened in your life but post it without any explanation, expansion or context.

 

Example 1: I once avoided getting robbed by a Bulgarian prostitute by singing about German party huts and dancing.

 

Example 2: Inspector Morse once watched me in silence whilst I danced the twist in slow motion.

 

Example 3: I once had sex with a Finnish girl to Finnish reggae music because I can do a passable impression of Ewan McGreggor.

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I was tongue kissed by a filthy beggar.

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I helped the old lady next door fill her crack, took me a while but she was pleased. She wants me to go round and sort her back doors next time.

Edited by dodgyknees
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One of them complained because the Shere Khan wasn't being read properly. The mother wolf character was really good though.

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I once handed in some biology homework prefaced with a note "Poke my intestines with your creamy dripping phallus"

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After being photographed for the evening mail, Matt yanked the polystyrene ski from under me, I went down, was stuck upside-down and had to be fished out by a lifeguard.

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I asked to sniff one girls ass after sex yesterday. She said no.

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I asked to sniff one girls ass after sex yesterday. She said no.

You're doing it wrong. It's stories OUT of context.

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There were twelve of them to begin with but after only twenty seven minutes, only three remained alive.

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I once witnessed a student lose his virginity in front of hundreds of people.  

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