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I'm currently drinking non-alcoholic cider right out of the bottle. I'm a bad muthafucka

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Played 6-a-side football. Won 1-0

 

Second clean sheet in a row, won 5-0 last time out

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Played 6-a-side football. Won 1-0

 

Second clean sheet in a row, won 5-0 last time out

This should be in the "Things That Cheer You Up" thread, not boring at all!

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it does cheer me up but still a bit tedious. Played 4, won 3, drew 1, lost 0, for 12 against 2.

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You should have. You never know what happens tomorrow.

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I'm currently drinking apple juice right out of the bottle. I'm a bad muthafucka

 

You hardcore barsteward.

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I'm in a very dull meeting , 8 people in a room no more than 7m x 3m,internal temp approx 23c maybe 24c

 

do you feel confident you could fart in silence?

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I thought I might have left my watch in the team's valuables bag on Sunday, so I texted the gaffer to ask him to see if there was a watch fitting the description of my own in the valuables bag.  He texted me back and told me that there was, so then I texted him to tell him I will pick up the watch at training on Wednesday.  In the meantime, I am using the watch on my mobile phone to check the time whenever I am outside of the office and need to know what the time is.  When I am in the office, I can check the time on my laptop or office phone, so I do not have to take my mobile phone out of my pocket.

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I've just eaten 2 kallo corn cakes/cracker things (like snackajacks without the added fat and sugar. I used to eat rice cakes but I learnt that the rice would expand in my stomach adding to my slight belly, so I switched to corn as corn doesn't expand.

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I'm off to find a café that appreciates my quiet cool sophistication but doesn't hit me with a twenty quid bill for salad.

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I'm off to find a café that appreciates my quiet cool sophistication but doesn't hit me with a twenty quid bill for salad.

 

Mr. Egg? No, I'm not calling you that.

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I have spent too long doing the dishes. My hands have pruned up. It's fine though cos it isn't serious

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The insoles in a pair of my shoes have worn unevenly (as in unsymmetrically relative to each other). I'm not to bothered though as they were pretty cheap.

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I've just eaten 2 kallo corn cakes/cracker things (like snackajacks without the added fat and sugar. I used to eat rice cakes but I learnt that the rice would expand in my stomach adding to my slight belly, so I switched to corn as corn doesn't expand.

The Boring Thread benefits from being diverse and loves posts from all genders, orientations and races. However, here at The Boring Thread we also like to be helpful. I believe you have posted in the wrong thread. The Ghey Thread is located elsewhere.

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