Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Was going to post this in the now defunct Confession Thread but I had picked up a bit of a slapper a couple of nights ago and things led quite quickly to bed. Now I tend to try and please the woman first which always goes down well. We both were lying on our sides facing one another kissing and I then moved downward to her breasts to continue foreplay. The girl then suddenly shouted would you stop **** doing that as you're making me feel I have a baby on the end of my tit. Mood cut, erection flopped and a severe dent to my pride. What a boring bitch. Should have skipped foreplay and just used her in the same way that many others must have. what are you doing having sex? Its no good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 By the sounds of it, he didn't get to the sex part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Maybe, but he still should not be entertaining that sort of filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead... Edited March 8, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Exactly my point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead... Hoovers? What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead... Hoovers? What the hell? http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/8848-i-have-a-confession-to-make/page-57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead... Hoovers? What the hell? I'm a different person now, I've left all that behind me. My sole purpose in life is to listen to cliff richard and his kind and study the good book of the lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Well that is certainly in keeping with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Which is your favourite? I would say 'Mocha Madness' but with a name like that it's probably a bit much for this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Pebble stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) Edited March 8, 2014 by shaggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) It's fairly self-explanatory... Edited March 8, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Is that the same type of enlarger that Austin Powers used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead... Hoovers? What the hell? http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/8848-i-have-a-confession-to-make/page-57 Holy shit Ruge that is spaced out. Have you got a manual you can lend me or recommend which Hoover is best to use? You must be hung like a Stallion now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm going to re-plant some hanging baskets . Possibly 16" maybe 18" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 It would make cleaning the house a little less boring but there might be some lateral damage so I'll stay away from the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Peterborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm playing Railroad Tycoon 3 and it's utterly brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdomlahor Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm eating a Caramac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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