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Was going to post this in the now defunct Confession Thread but I had picked up a bit of a slapper a couple of nights ago and things led quite quickly to bed. Now I tend to try and please the woman first which always goes down well. We both were lying on our sides facing one another kissing and I then moved downward to her breasts to continue foreplay. The girl then suddenly shouted would you stop **** doing that as you're making me feel I have a baby on the end of my tit.

Mood cut, erection flopped and a severe dent to my pride.

What a boring bitch. Should have skipped foreplay and just used her in the same way that many others must have.

what are you doing having sex? Its no good for you.
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No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead...

Hoovers? What the hell?
I'm a different person now, I've left all that behind me. My sole purpose in life is to listen to cliff richard and his kind and study the good book of the lord.
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No, he should be trying it will hoovers instead...

Hoovers? What the hell?

http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/8848-i-have-a-confession-to-make/page-57

Holy shit Ruge that is spaced out. Have you got a manual you can lend me or recommend which Hoover is best to use? You must be hung like a Stallion now?
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