StefanAVFC Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 You're using them wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'm about aboot to have some chicken wings. Canadian chicken? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'm about aboot to have some chicken wings. Canadian chicken? Yes, with maple syrup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 What a cruel twist of nature that chickens were given wings that they can't actually use Chickens can't fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Chickens can fly, briefly... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 But what came first, the chicken or the Buffalo wings? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I've just gotten into bed. Its a bit cold so I'll leave my socks on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I have to wear socks to bed most night, annoyingly, otherwise my cats attack my feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm drunk, like most fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I have to wear socks to bed most night, annoyingly, otherwise my cats attack my feet. Cats can do far worse things. One time I rolled over onto my side in my sleep and must have lifted the covers exposing the mattress by my side. My cat then threw up in that spot. I slept through the normal hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-slah! noise they make. Some time later, long enough for the sick o turn cold, I woke up and rolled back over into it. Disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Eurgh, I bet it was like old beans, left in the fridge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Eurgh, I bet it was like old beans, left in the fridge. Yes... yes, it was. All lumpy, chunky and cold. That story reminded me of the time I did such a foul smelling fart in my sleep it actually woke me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I cannot sleep in any more items than just my boxers, no matter how hot or cold it is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I cannot sleep in any more items than just my boxers, no matter how hot or cold it is. Same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I sleep naked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I sleep naked. carry on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Was going to post this in the now defunct Confession Thread but I had picked up a bit of a slapper a couple of nights ago and things led quite quickly to bed. Now I tend to try and please the woman first which always goes down well. We both were lying on our sides facing one another kissing and I then moved downward to her breasts to continue foreplay. The girl then suddenly shouted would you stop **** doing that as you're making me feel I have a baby on the end of my tit. Mood cut, erection flopped and a severe dent to my pride. What a boring bitch. Should have skipped foreplay and just used her in the same way that many others must have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Confessions thread in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Is there any point in this thread anymore? It has become general chat. I'm bored of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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