samjp26 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 My missus is asleep still, she's on a late shift tonight but fear not, she said we can play Marvel Lego Superheroes all day! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 So one of the girls who works for me has been seeing some random new bloke for about 5 minutes. This morning he left roses on her doorstep, roses on her car, and a bunch has also just turned up at the office. She is now warbling about how amazing he is..... well, she was, until I helpfully pointed out that if he was that desperate for a shag, he could have spent the money on a professional and had a much better time. Apparently this was not the right thing to say?! Ooh you just Leemonded her! Good work. Not quite. The intention to 'volley her in the jaw' wasn't there. 'Volley in the Jaw' is definitely POTY so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 It is hard to remember and easily forgotten How my love was inspired by your neat little bottom Years have gone by and our love is divine And your knicks are much bigger, as they flap on the line But despite all the years and the pull of earth's gravity Your sweet wobbly cheeks still inspire my depravity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 Just as long as you really mean it Stevo. If this is a dig at Laura's post in the other thread then the context is entirely different, and I think you know it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2014 11 year old daughter set her alarm 30 minutes early and made breakfast for me and the missus. Makes it very hard to not give a crap about Valentines I hope you read out Bickster's post and told her to go back to bed. Why would my words have anything to do with that. nothing to do with Mothers day or Fathers day. Valentines day has nowt to do with your children bringing you breakfast in bed… But this morning I heard a host on Radio Merseyside's drive time show ask a kid of a similar age if they'd had a card, to which the host replied "oh so you are loved then", the inference being that if no-one has sent you a card then you are unloved. Tbh I find that offensive, so much so I'm in the middle of writing in to complain 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 11 year old daughter set her alarm 30 minutes early and made breakfast for me and the missus. Makes it very hard to not give a crap about Valentines I hope you read out Bickster's post and told her to go back to bed. Why would my words have anything to do with that. nothing to do with Mothers day or Fathers day. Valentines day has nowt to do with your children bringing you breakfast in bed… But this morning I heard a host on Radio Merseyside's drive time show ask a kid of a similar age if they'd had a card, to which the host replied "oh so you are loved then", the inference being that if no-one has sent you a card then you are unloved. Tbh I find that offensive, so much so I'm in the middle of writing in to complain Cheer up fella, I wasn't being entirely serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 St Valentine is also the patron saint of bees, the plague and epilepsy. I know what I'm buying MY girlfriend... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted February 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2014 Roses are tits. Violets are tits. I like tits. Tits. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 by chance, yesterday, I took this photo not sure how clearly it will come out, but the grave to the left is John Ovenden, died February 14th, 1747 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 They're pretty grim headstones! Bet John was a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does my hankie, smell like chloroform to you?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 The classic: Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything is red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Off topic but a poem none the less. There once was a man from Dundee, Who was horribly stung by a wasp. When asked, 'did it hurt?' He said, 'not at all' He can do it again if he likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 the inference being that if no-one has sent you a card then you are unloved. Tbh I find that offensive, so much so I'm in the middle of writing in to complain maybe this will help with your letter writing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2014 First ever complaint to the BBC sent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 First ever complaint to the BBC sent! What for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2014 First ever complaint to the BBC sent!What for?Read my last post, its only up this very page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 First ever complaint to the BBC sent! What for? early onset middleclass middle age syndrome 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 And here it is all ready to go for tomorrow :-) Not quite the frame I wanted, but it'll do for now. It'll never last Neither do you, so I've heard. 11 year old daughter set her alarm 30 minutes early and made breakfast for me and the missus. Makes it very hard to not give a crap about Valentines This is brilliant. And here it is all ready to go for tomorrow :-) Not quite the frame I wanted, but it'll do for now. What I want to know is what were the two words you redacted?! Just bits of my new address. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shillzz Posted February 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2014 I had my Nan's funeral yesterday, which has earnt me exemption from today's festivities. Thanks Nan, one final act of kindness. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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