The Thread of Dreams

[Guest av1]

I had a weird dream the other night. Before bed I’d been watching an episode of river monsters with Jeremy Wade discussing the various types of parasites found in rivers. Some of the footage/photos he showed was pretty horrible, there was one poor person covered in these huge infected blotches leaking puss. 
 

Fast forward to my dream. I’m in a rowing boat on a beautiful lake having a picnic with a really attractive women. We start kissing and she starts to undress me. When she takes my trousers down my legs are covered with these horric leaking blotches which obviously dampens her mood. 
 

How the flipping hell can a brain merge those 2 things? 

[PussEKatt]

13 hours ago, av1 said:

I had a weird dream the other night. Before bed I’d been watching an episode of river monsters with Jeremy Wade discussing the various types of parasites found in rivers. Some of the footage/photos he showed was pretty horrible, there was one poor person covered in these huge infected blotches leaking puss. 
 

Fast forward to my dream. I’m in a rowing boat on a beautiful lake having a picnic with a really attractive women. We start kissing and she starts to undress me. When she takes my trousers down my legs are covered with these horric leaking blotches which obviously dampens her mood. 
 

How the flipping hell can a brain merge those 2 things? 

Well,go on then............. what happened next ?????

[Guest av1]

40 minutes ago, PussEKatt said:

Well,go on then............. what happened next ?????

I woke up thankfully 

[useless]

I had a dream I went to a canteen of some sort and I was given a plate with a pancake on it and a whole lemon and another pancake that was foled into a semi-circle was being prepared which I had to wait for and I was wondering are they going to take this pancake I'm holding back and do something with the lemon. And then I woke up and thought I could buy an orange and make a drink or that eating oranges could be a new regular thing for me.

[PussEKatt]

I dreamt that I went to the movies with V.Putin.At half time he went out to buy us ice creams and this beautiful blond came and sat next to me.

I said " you cant st there,my mate is sitting there"

She said " Ill be your mate"

I said "No,he is my best mate"

She put my hand down the front of her panties and said "Thats your best mate,isnt it "

I said "No, my mates a bigger C#@t than that.

[useless]

I had a dream I was in a supermarket and group of people came up to me and told me that someone was looking for me, it seemed like I was in trouble whoever was after me seemed to think that I had done something wrong and then I noticed people closing the supermarket doors and blocking the windows saying it was a lockdonw, this is when the dream ended and nothing else happened.

[DCJonah]

I've had a very similar occurring dream over the years. 

I'm always in some super huge place like a hotel, casino, airport, train station etc... 

Always incredible over the top versions of these things and I always get lost in there. Can never get to where I need to be. I get in the wrong lift that won't stop on the floor I need. Or end up on the wrong platform. 

It's the only theme I've noticed being a regular thing in my dreams. From what I've read it has something to do with you not being satisfied where you are in life. Which potentially has some truth to it. 

[Marka Ragnos]

Last night, I had a dream that I ran into a bunch of Villa supporters here in America in some sort of large atrium of a skyscraper, like a giant corporate hotel or something. I could not believe it! They had kit, scarves, etc. (In non-dream life, it would be almost as rare an encounter in America as coming across a lion on the loose in England.) In my dream, I tried to go up to them and talk and share my joy at seeing them, but the closer I got, little obstructions got in the way -- people crossing my path with carts, crowds of bystanders, etc.and when I finally reached them, they were all gone.

Edited May 19, 2023 by Marka Ragnos

[rjw63]

I dreamed I wanted to go in Other Football to see if Brighton had lost, but I couldn’t because there was too much gresford fanboi jizz in the way.

 

 

 

 

Oh hang on that wasn’t a dream

[useless]

I had a dream I was walking along a main road at night and I looked up towards the sky and saw three objects shoot past, I wondered if they were something natural or some satelites, and then an actual rocket went past that I could see clearly, then from the other direction in the night sky came something shaped like a flying saucer, I thought we don't even have that kind of technololy yet, it was quite unnerving seeing it go past.

[sidcow]

Had a dream last night that we had just won 5 nil away in Europe after a 4 nil win in the PL, our 8th home win on the bounce.....and there was a bidding war for Keinan Davis.

Bizarre how some dreams will get.

[useless]

I had a dream I was on a large area of gravel, I could see a long road and on the other side of the road was a forest, coming towards from the road was an elephant, I thought that was strange as don't have them in this country, but it didn't seem as strange as it would have done in real life, and then on the gravel I noticed a baby elephant, I thought as long as that doesn't come near then should be okay, but then suddenly I and a group of others were being chased by the elephant, I was deciding whether I should split off in a differnt direction to the other runners, when nothing else happened, I don't think I woke up, the dream just ended with me still asleep

[tomav84]

woke up thinking it was saturday...it's not even friday or thursday, it's **** wednesday. not a good start to the day!

[Rugeley Villa]

@lapal_fan and @Paddywhack I was playing football with you last night in my dream.  Lapal was in goal. 

[lapal_fan]

1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said:

@lapal_fan and @Paddywhack I was playing football with you last night in my dream.  Lapal was in goal. 

Did we win? 

I know I wouldn't have let any in, so its at worst a draw. 

[Rugeley Villa]

2 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

Did we win? 

I know I wouldn't have let any in, so its at worst a draw. 

I fouled you when you come out for the ball 

[useless]

I had a dream I was going to enter a shop, the entrance was indoors so must have been in a mall, blocking the entrance was a tall trolley thing, because of that I wasn't even sure if the store was open, but I moved the trolley and saw that it was open, but then for a while I couldn't get the trolley to stay still, it wouldn't rest anywhere, eventually I must have got it under control as I entered the store, shortly after which a woman came up from behind, grabbed me and I felt something stick in my back, I presumed it was a gun, she then told me to go to a certain department within the store, I can't remember which, I don't think I heard what she said in my dream in the first place, nothing else happend as I woke up.

[Rugeley Villa]

Watching oasis near the front of the crowd and me and Noel make eye contact . I then shout Noel and he looks again  and I shout “Up The Villa” and he just smirked and carried on. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Rugeley Villa

[useless]

I had a dream I was walking down some steps and towards the end I did this thing where I kind of floated from one step the next and then when I had reached the end of the steps instead of walking I was floating just above ground, I knew it wasn't nornal to be able to do this and I wondered what people would think if they noticed. When I woke up I remembered a thing I used to do when descending stairs where instead of walking down them normally, I'd sort of jump as if to land on the next step but before I'd land I'd sort of push myself forward so I'd go to land on the step after that,and I would keep repeating that process so it looked like I was floating down the stairs, but I guess it was more of a controlled falling, for ages I was wondering if I could relearn how to do that but then later realized it was probably just a false memory brought on by the dream.

[useless]

I had a scary dream, I was walking along a quiet country road in broad daylight, when a group of people walked past me, I noticed one of them had the head of a goat, I thought this unusual but it wasn't as unusual as it would had I have seen it in my waking hours, I silently rationalized 'I think I've seen something like that before', then a couple of people the goat man was with walked past him blocking my view, when he came back into view he had the head of a man the profile of which looked somewhat suggestive of a goat, this wasn't the scary part, suddenly I saw the group pouring a bag of what looked like seeds into the ground, I sensed danger and turned to go the opposite way, I heard the group laughing at me, I had the urge to run but couldn't quite do it, I looked back at them and they still laughed and I felt like I really had to get away and then the dream ended with me waking up.

Edited December 14, 2023 by useless