Pelle Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Right now, no one. But occassionally I've been very keen to punch several persons, most football related. Like Dowd, Friend, Ronaldo and John Terry. But I'm more the kind of person who wants to tell people like these how horrible they are and make them feel really bad and vanish from football. But if I got the chance they'd probably just look at me, shake their heads wondering who that little clearing in the woods is, and then move on. A bit like how they'd feel if I punched them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2013 Alex Jones (Not the One Show presenter) Good job you added that qualifier, or you'd have displaced Morrissey as my chosen punchee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.O.B Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 In terms of the footballing world, Robbie Savage takes some beating, I also have a loathing for Seb Larsson. Outside of football its a hard decision, kid in a sweet shop comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) Phil Dowd 100%, I **** hate that fat word removed. Edited December 11, 2013 by adw95 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Totally impossible to narrow it down to one. So many words removed that need a slapping... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Ashvilla who is stopping you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 not sure I could bring myself to down a female, regardless of how evil she may be. Likewise even when I've had very good cause in the past, but part of me wonders whether it might be quite a liberating experience. Anyone here ever dropped a chick and if so, how did you feel about it afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. So have you accidentally punched a female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 We all know that the socially acceptable way to hit a woman is to grab her wrist and make her punch herself in the face while repeating the words "Stop hitting yourself". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Russel brand, right in the temple and hope it kills him This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 after sunday it has to be Niall Quinn while shouting its not **** Guzman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. What if they're coming at you with a knife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 11, 2013 I would punch Thom Yorke but I don't know who he is.Which would make it random violence. I didn't know you had that in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. What if they're coming at you with a knife? ...and her name is Tracy Andrews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. i don't see why its so different to hit a woman. i've never hit a man or a woman, and wouldn't. but lets say someone did something bad enough for me to actually hit them, them being a woman wouldn't stop me. (i think. its kind of hard to visualise knowing that in real life i'm not going to hit anyone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. i don't see why its so different to hit a woman. i've never hit a man or a woman, and wouldn't. but lets say someone did something bad enough for me to actually hit them, them being a woman wouldn't stop me. (i think. its kind of hard to visualise knowing that in real life i'm not going to hit anyone) In theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 if intentional, hitting a woman, then you are below phil dowd in life. i don't see why its so different to hit a woman. i've never hit a man or a woman, and wouldn't. but lets say someone did something bad enough for me to actually hit them, them being a woman wouldn't stop me. (i think. its kind of hard to visualise knowing that in real life i'm not going to hit anyone) your call, cant see me ever resorting to raising my hand to a woman, defending yourself is a different matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 after sunday it has to be Niall Quinn while shouting its not **** Guzman I said the same thing. I will also refer to him as Niall Quimm from now on, cus if he puts the letter M where it doesn't belong, so will I! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Michael Gove. Or Wayne Rooney. Mainly because he seems to think he's the hardest man in the world and I don't recall anyone ever standing up to him or kicking him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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