Wainy316 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 We've been through this, if you don't say 'mom' you're not allowed to support Villa. If you get Mabel and Sid mixed up you're not allowed to be a wrestling fan If you get the wrestlers mixed up that I got mixed up, you're not allowed to be a... erm, me fan. (It was Mabel and King Kong Bundy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Yeah, well... you're moving to Didcot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I have no retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) ^ Edited November 21, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I care, because (did I mention?) I'll be here: And I can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Runcorn? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Start the day with a very large sheridens, follow up with a bacon butty, remain in xmas pyjamas all day, avoid dr who, fall asleep on the sofa after consuming far too much turkey. Repeat on boxing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Runcorn? Hermanus, near Cape Town. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Get to spend Xmas with my family up in Yorkshire for the first time in 2 years. 3 straight weeks off, plus we'll be up for my niece's 3rd birthday as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 In a darkened room sipping Baileys and masturbating while the laptop's pale blue light illuminates my genitals. Baileys? Christ last year it was Ingram with his babycham revelations and now this, who's next? Stefan knocking back Malibu?* *that honestly would not surprise me. Ive got a bottle of advocaat ready to go already! Homemade snowballs this year ftw! Working xmas morning then round my moms for dinner and presents. Home, ps3 then bed. Boxing day spent playing whatever games I get for xmas, pick missusup from work then go to my family get together. Next day me and the missus will have a day together. Then back in work the following day. Not loads of time off but it could be worse I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 At home with the family, in the new house at last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) I absolutely HAVE to have a new computer game to play on Christmas. A self imposed rule that has lasted since childhood. Edited November 21, 2013 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 In a darkened room sipping Baileys and masturbating while the laptop's pale blue light illuminates my genitals. Baileys? Christ last year it was Ingram with his babycham revelations and now this, who's next? Stefan knocking back Malibu?* *that honestly would not surprise me. Ive got a bottle of advocaat ready to go already! Homemade snowballs this year ftw! Working xmas morning then round my moms for dinner and presents. Home, ps3 then bed. Boxing day spent playing whatever games I get for xmas, pick missusup from work then go to my family get together. Next day me and the missus will have a day together. Then back in work the following day. Not loads of time off but it could be worse I guess. A lot of people are stuck with having two whole weeks off. It seems a shame to waste holiday on such a lightless time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 21, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 21, 2013 Runcorn?Her anus, near Cape Town.Fixed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Runcorn? Her anus, near Cape Town. Fixed That's a bin dunne (by countless thousands on the road signs down the years). Good effort for a first timer, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Xmas is seriously overrated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 In a darkened room sipping Baileys and masturbating while the laptop's pale blue light illuminates my genitals. Baileys? Christ last year it was Ingram with his babycham revelations and now this, who's next? Stefan knocking back Malibu?* *that honestly would not surprise me. Ive got a bottle of advocaat ready to go already! Homemade snowballs this year ftw! Working xmas morning then round my moms for dinner and presents. Home, ps3 then bed. Boxing day spent playing whatever games I get for xmas, pick missusup from work then go to my family get together. Next day me and the missus will have a day together. Then back in work the following day. Not loads of time off but it could be worse I guess. A lot of people are stuck with having two whole weeks off. It seems a shame to waste holiday on such a lightless time of year. Yup.. I have 3 weeks off that I have to take before January as it doesn't roll over so I will be sat around pulling the pud until the wife gets over . December the 11th until January the 2nd . I am going to be bored shitless but at least the wife gets two home games over xmas , albeit Palace and Swansea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Generally speaking I can get 3 seasons of championship manager in between Xmas day and NYE. Hoping for promotion and silverware this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Will have either 17 days off or 15 days off. But I'll spend it at home with the woman in my life. And her son. And her mother's husband. And her brother and his new gf and his ex and at least two of their children. And then it's quite possible that missus' aunt and her son are coming too. And my sister. And we have a medium sized appartment. Ok, a little more than that. But it's gonna be crowdy. It was the same last year, only then we were even a few more. But that's one of the things I love with christmas. To spend a day with the family and have fun and everyone are happy. And there will be beer, and booze and mulled wine and lot's of christmas food. Yeah, I love it. Bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2013 I have no retort. Here, have this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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