Risso Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My only story about this came from 1st year of uni. I pulled some munter and was at hers. For me, it was very much a one night stand but she actually liked me. I told her we could go out again to get my end away, but then I didn't really get in touch. She then proceeded to tell her mates that 'I had a tiny dick' and that 'I couldn't get it up'. If you're going to pick something to slag somebody off, then don't pick the 2 obvious cliches and use them both Is it still a cliche if it's true?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 My only story about this came from 1st year of uni. I pulled some munter and was at hers. For me, it was very much a one night stand but she actually liked me. I told her we could go out again to get my end away, but then I didn't really get in touch. She then proceeded to tell her mates that 'I had a tiny dick' and that 'I couldn't get it up'. If you're going to pick something to slag somebody off, then don't pick the 2 obvious cliches and use them both Is it still a cliche if it's true?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I can remember going out with my mate and we went up to these birds and my mate said "hello lady's" the one snooty bird looked us up and down and said "oh **** off"...Quick as a flash my mate turned around and said "oh come on don't be picky...we wasn't". The lads next to them, and some of the birds started pissing themselves. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 I can remember going out with my mate and we went up to these birds and my mate said "hello lady's" the one snooty bird looked us up and down and said "oh **** off"...Quick as a flash my mate turned around and said "oh come on don't be picky...we wasn't". The lads next to them, and some of the birds started pissing themselves. Great comeback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Avenue Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Define ridicule ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Define ridicule ? ridicule ˈrɪdɪkjuːl/ noun 1. the subjection of someone or something to mockery and derision. "he is held up as an object of ridicule" synonyms: mockery, derision, laughter, scorn, scoffing, contempt, jeering,sneering, sneers, jibes, jibing, joking, teasing, taunts, taunting,ragging, chaffing, twitting, raillery, sarcasm, satire, lampoon,burlesque, caricature, parody; More verb 1. subject to mockery and derision. "his theory was ridiculed and dismissed" synonyms: deride, mock, laugh at, heap scorn on, hold up to shame, hold up to ridicule, expose to ridicule, jeer at, jibe at, sneer at, show up, treat with contempt, scorn, make fun of, poke fun at, make jokes about,laugh to scorn, scoff at, pillory, be sarcastic about, satirize, lampoon,burlesque, caricature, parody, tease, taunt, rag, chaff, twit; More 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) Yes when I was a 1st year of uni some girl said to me ''do you think you're peng'', peng meaning hot for those who are not down with the slang Edited October 31, 2013 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Peng? Sounds like Gout or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Yeah London slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Chav slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2013 We are the Knights who say peng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Chav slang. Gertcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 That word of Chinese origin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Not sure, but it also mean a giant bird that transforms from a Kun Agüero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 (edited) I couldn't help but read that word in a Chinese-style tone. Edited November 2, 2013 by legov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I think villaguy needs to actually be personally inducted into the hall of fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I'm not sure if it was picked up on the other night but after NurembergVillan insinuated that villaguy looks like a criminal, which he defended himself on whilst admitting in another thread to taking money from a till. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted November 2, 2013 Author Share Posted November 2, 2013 The money never got to the till, I wouldn't class that as stealing but as making my wages up by ingenuity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 The money never got to the till, I wouldn't class that as stealing but as making my wages up by ingenuity http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 The money never got to the till, I wouldn't class that as stealing but as making my wages up by ingenuity I'm the same with murder, if I'm away on my toes before they hit the ground, then I class that as an edgy social meet up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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