StigVillan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 (edited) You're only as old as the woman you feel. that makes me older than I am ! That makes me 8 years older!!!! she's a paedo mate, you can sue or summit, it's not your fault, it's not your fault I was 20 when we first met and we were married by the time I was 23... I don't reckon it would stand up in court. Edited October 24, 2013 by StigVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 my missus is 6 days older than me, but for those 6 days, she's a year older and she knows it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2013 I don't reckon it would stand up in court.Insert Pele gif. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 The minute long dad wee is an amazing thing when you are capable of doing it yourself. A pivotal moment of self actualisation with the shiver at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 There's no point in anything. because one day, you'll die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 (edited) Well its a Friday night and I don't have any music or telly on, I am just reading a book. Rather than have a can of lager or a glass of Jagermeister I have got a giant mug of tea in front of me. I actually may have a little smoke of my pipe later on as well getting old is great if you ask me, I'm only 28 but I think I have the mentality of a 65 year old, I don't wanna do anything, I don't wanna speak to anyone and I think I may **** myself at any minute...well maybe the last one isn't true but you get what I mean Edited October 25, 2013 by leemond2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Well its a Friday night and I don't have any music or telly on, I am just reading a book. Rather than have a can of lager or a glass of Jagermeister I have got a giant mug of tea in front of me. I actually may have a little smoke of my pipe later on as well getting old is great if you ask me, I'm only 28 but I think I have the mentality of a 65 year old, I don't wanna do anything, I don't wanna speak to anyone and I think I may **** myself at any minute...well maybe the last one isn't true but you get what I mean Do you mean have a wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 nah it was the word for poo that begins with an S but I am terrified of the swear filter, I keep picking warnings up for my tourettes like swearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I'm 27 now and the hardest thing about getting older for me is drifting away from my mates for the usual reasons; women, kids, jobs, mortgages/rent..etc... Been in the same squad of mates since school and up until ages 23/24 we were out in number every weekend without fail. Now it's really just special events; b'days, stags and the like. Always preferred the single life to the whole girlfriend thing. The only thing that scares me about getting older is doing it on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I'm dangerously approaching mi-50's.......crisis point if you like. My formative years were spent travelling extensively, partying to extremely unhealthy excess and spreading the word of love to all and sundry. I don't remember much...well, most of it really...so I knew I had a great time. But there comes a time when, no matter how willing the spirit is, the flesh just rolls over and tells you its not gonna happen anymore. Now, when all that wear and tear makes me look forward to getting old (well, older), I got a missus who is 13 years younger and two little fruits of my loins in pre-training for their teenage years. And for all those people who would believe otherwise.....kids don't keep you young. Getting old, eh....huh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I am 27 and love myself more then at any other point in my life. Life experiences have taught how to deal with bad situations, how to stand up for myself and how to improve my life. I just wish I had the mind I had now when I was 17 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 You know you're old when you hope to get socks for Christmas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 You know you're old when Marks & Spencer's clothing range starts appealing to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I quite like M&S jumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I quite like M&S jumpers. They do some nice, sensible jumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Val Doonican had a lot to answer for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2013 So does Jean II Makoun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2013 Jean II Makoonican. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I can feel a rousing rendition of 'Paddy McGinty's Goat coming on'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2013 It's a brave man puts 'a' and 'rousing' together on VT :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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