Jon Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I'm confused. You say you're an atheist, then you say you're a Catholic. Make your mind up! I'm catholic by birth but a non practicing one. Nobody is anything 'by birth'! I'm a human, by Birth. I'm also a male, by Birth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 You know you're getting old when you sit on the toilet and your balls dip into the toilet water. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 You know you're gifted when your willy does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Straggler Posted October 17, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2013 You want to feel old, try this on for size. There is one of the young, pretty admin girls where I work that I'm having a chat with waiting for the kettle to boil. She says that she is going out. I ask what she is going to be doing. She says "Bridge". I explain that I didn't know that she played cards. The Bridge is apparently a club in town. 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Haahahahahaaaaaaaa Oh my God. That's just when you give up and start wearing cardigans isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 You want to feel old, try this on for size. There is one of the young, pretty admin girls where I work that I'm having a chat with waiting for the kettle to boil. She says that she is going out. I ask what she is going to be doing. She says "Bridge". I explain that I didn't know that she played cards. The Bridge is apparently a club in town. Amusing. Might have helped your cause though if she hadn't have come out with some lazy one word answer. "I'm going to the Bridge club" might have been better - although there is also the possibility there that you might have though she was a member of actual Bridge playing club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Sadly I believe most ways that she could have answered I would have interpreted in the same way. I'm just clearly and old fart. The lazy answer was probably just the answer of the Twitter generation. I was not even able to mock Cameron for thinking that lol meant lots of love as I also once believed this. Worse than that I thought rofl meant vomiting. If I can't get a touch screen device to work I press harder. If I didn't think I was old, I have been assured by my colleagues that secret santa will be bringing me pipe and slippers. I'll try and go gracefully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I can't wait til I get old so that I can get one of those tartan trolleys on wheels I'm 43 now is 60 too young to make the conversion , will true oldies view me as some young upstart ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) I can't wait til I get old so that I can get one of those tartan trolleys on wheels I'm 43 now is 60 too young to make the conversion , will true oldies view me as some young upstart ? You're already old enough! - in fact, you're probably 3 years too late for the party! Edited October 18, 2013 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 lapal_fan, on 18 Oct 2013 - 4:00 PM, said: tonyh29, on 18 Oct 2013 - 3:29 PM, said: I can't wait til I get old so that I can get one of those tartan trolleys on wheels I'm 43 now is 60 too young to make the conversion , will true oldies view me as some young upstart ? You're already old enough! - in fact, you're probably 3 years too late for the party! why you young whippersnapper I ought to thrash you with my walking stick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 As a guy approaching 30, I sometimes feel an affinity to the middle aged already. I'm certainly closer to 50 than 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I was saying this earlier, you get to 21 and really, anything after that until the age of 65 is just a complete mash up. 21 and under your learning how to live, eat, look after yourself. 21-65 you're actually "living", this is your life and age really doesn't matter. 65+ you've lived, you're due a retirement, you can enjoy some things, but on the whole, there's not loads to look forward to apart from the big sleep. And every single one of us will do the same, regardless of what stage (age) you're at. weird huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 18, 2013 Where's that confounded bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Edited October 18, 2013 by RunRickyRun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Overheard a man complain about two, TWO, nightly trips to the toilet. I've heard of one, but two? **** that. I'm packing it in if it comes to that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 The minute long dad wee is an amazing thing when you are capable of doing it yourself. A pivotal moment of self actualisation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're only as old as the woman you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're only as old as the woman you feel. that makes me older than I am ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're only as old as the woman you feel. that makes me older than I am ! That makes me 8 years older!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're only as old as the woman you feel. that makes me older than I am ! That makes me 8 years older!!!! she's a paedo mate, you can sue or summit, it's not your fault, it's not your fault 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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