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  1. In these tough times, my wife’s dad has been collecting and putting together some amusing stories about policing in the seventies and eighties. Times were so different back then it’s hard to comprehend. Some are good to post publicly, some might be better in private! But any interest in sharing a few? Or anyone able to contribute any to pass the time? Nothing anti-police, just a few smiles at things that happened.
  2. Following on from the current topic in General Chat... It's a hot day, too hot for a jacket, where do you keep your wallet, keys, phone etc.
  3. The Tab The Woo holds its head up high at 2 and 12. Winkers in Chalfont St Peter Smack in Leamington - Hahahahahaha
  4. image hosting no sign up You do realise dont you, that what unfolded in the Jack Grealish thread recently was just a mini-prank... dihydrogen monoxide (and hydroxic acid) is literally water. Nobody got sucked into that one did they ? That scored a 0.001/10 on the prank-o-meter. That dihydrogen monoxide crap, I fully unleashed on my workplace and had people literally in sheer panic about the "hydroxic acid spillage in the kitchen by the sink", the sign on the toilets about the "dihydrogen monoxide leak" all sorts. Nobody even googled it, just panicked. These people are so gullible, i need more, and better! Let's form a repository for sharing best practice when it comes to all things prankage and vengeance. I want to hear your "greatest hits" of sweet payback or unprompted wind-ups, and not just the "best ones" but the ones that meant the most to you, and why... from the home, the workplace, the pub, the ground, school, college, uni anywhere...
  5. I posted in the Gabby thread and it got me thinking. What are the TV advertisements that stand out for you? There are loads I can think of but I'll start off with this seeing as I've already posted it:
  6. Stevo985

    Best of Vine

    Hey guys! The swanky new site enables us to embed Vines. Here's a thread for our favourites
  7. So, someone had to start it. I'll throw in two rules too: 1] You get five names. Five. If you list more than five names then any names from six onwards won't count. 2] 100 points for a dead celebrity. 200 points if that celebrity is below 40 years of age on the day they die. The number of points is divided equally between every person who guesses correctly. If you are the only person to name somebody who dies then you get the full hundred. If five people guess, it's twenty points each. Decimal scores will be rounded up, ie, if three people guess then they get 34 points each, not 33.333 I'll be generous with the deadline. Entries are valid up until 23:39 January 6th 2014. Editing your post after that time will invalidate your entry into the game. Dunno about a prize. I'm sure the forum will come up with something. Leaderboard: 1st - 34 points. Jon, Zatman, Magroll (all guessed Ariel Sharon)
  8. Ginko


    So Vines seem to be a bit of a craze at the moment, so since we have a photo, gif and youtube thread, I thought it might be cool to have a thread dedicated to your favourite vines. This one is a personal favourite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UZdQAluzLs
  9. Copy pasta time, because this guy says it better than I ever could:
  10. I might have mentioned before that I'd gotten a housemate to move into the spare room in my father's apartment. Aside from a few initial teething problems, i.e. him never having money for take aways and then never paying me back for them, we've gotten on quite well. New development. The guy has gone home to Canada for the summer. My father and his girlfriend stayed in his room a couple of times since he left. Anyway it seems he has wet the bed. Perhaps on more than one occasion as there are multiple spots. My father assures me that this is the case. It's an expensive mattress, as it was my bed originally, but I moved into the other room when he moved in. Now it has multiple piss stains on it, smell accompanying. So they flipped the mattress and have stuck a rubber sheet on the bed to prevent further damage. So he's back from Canada in a couple of weeks. He has a number of health problems and I'm guessing when he gets drunk he has extra problems, incontinence seemingly one of them. I don't want to bring it up, but there's an unexplained rubber sheet on the bed, so it might come up at breakfast... If I pissed on someone's mattress I don't know if I'd mention it either. What if he asks about the rubber sheet and then denies having pissed the bed. He's 30. Not great for the street cred. I'd probably deny it as well. Deny deny deny. I didn't piss the bed and I'm pretty sure no one who has slept in the bed with me has pissed the bed. Any ideas on how to handle this?
  11. VillaTalk Wrestling VT is War! 1st July 2013 8th July 2013 15th July 2013 2nd August 2013 9th August 2013 16th August 2013 23rd August 2013 30th August 2013 Pay Per Views HoneytrapHeat 2013
  12. Idiotic Australian press is sadly not a tag. But thought you all might appreciate this. The Australian is like the Aussie equivalent of The Times http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/football/wembley-violence-mars-aston-villa-fa-cup-semi-final-win-over-millwall/story-fn63e0vj-1226620149981
  13. Bit of light hearted fun, to see us through to the end of the day. Apologies if it's 'Bin Dunne' Halal, is it meat you're looking for - Kebab Shop in East London E4 Eyes - opticians in Chingford Crops and Bobbers - Hairdressers next to New Scotland Yard. Prize for the best, special bonus points for photographic evidence .... Over to you.
  14. Not sure how this will go down? We are a laughing stock at the moment theres loads of jokes doing the rounds do you hate it? Or can you laugh it off? This one made me smile: "i bought a claret and blue sledge today,never seen anything go down hill so fast!" They say you have to laugh or you will cry! With relegation looming should we all learn to laugh at ourselves a bit more? UTV
  15. It's opening night for Ingram85's foray into comedy
  16. I felt compelled to start a thread after watching this beauty... Poor bastard. Poor, dumb, bastard.
  17. Thread for Youtube funniness, couldnt find the old thread, let me start with: Anyone remember the curious orange?
  18. Well, it's the most depressing day of the year, Doug's still alive, and the VT board is tense as you like. So I've had a scan through today's news and guess what I found! Fat Barry The Nose tries to sneak past RantinRob's house. He failed. The rest of the pub accuses villafan306 of being over-excited after the Conference Finals Richard is surprised to learn that Rothschild have finally been brought in to sell Aston Villa. Globetrotting assassin drat01 receives payment up front as a secret FA insider puts a contract on Mike Newell's life. Nana Mouskouri tells the Fake Sheikh that her stylist John Cresswell is'lazy'.
  19. Ok, I've wanted to do this for a while... "I bumped into an old friend the other day, he told me he had taken a job as a postman. He said it was better than walking the streets." "A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy.' " "I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' " "A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' " "A man walked into the doctors, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places.' The doctor said 'Well, don't go there any more!' " "A man walked into the doctors. The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time?' The man replied 'I know, I've been ill.' " "I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy." I've gotta say - that last one is bloody brilliant
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