Alpaywasawesome

Well it was coming. Now Lambo, how you gonna attack?

Great cross by Milner. Damn we miss him.

whoa that was a beautiful bit of play by us one touch passing nice.

We're not safe. And seriously i'd rather not take the risk of us possibly getting relegated on GD by losing 7-0 to Man City or the likes. I don't give a **** about Man City, I hope we do well to scrap a point, or maybe a repeat of the smash and grab earlier this season.

Nope. The only way we can go down is if we lose our next 2 games and Norwich wins their last 2, and there's an 18 point swing in GD. We could lose our last two 5-0, 5-0, i have no doubt about that, but I think there's no way in hell Norwich can win 4-0, 4-0. So if we go down it'll be a fan-fcuking-tastic failure even by Lambert's standards.

Wasn't our 1000th goal already scored by Fabio Aurelio (OG)?

Wouldn't say zero end product, his cross into the box led to Kozak's goal against Cardiff

Where's the pressure on the ball, the closing down? Without KEA and Delph in the side NO ONE seems to be doing this anymore. What the hell guys?

Penalty no? Obstruction? No attempt to play the ball.

Wow TONEV!

Wow. Our loanees saving our asses this match.

Haha is this the first time we've scored from a corner this season? And its not even our player ... hahahahhaa oh the irony.

Lol you knew it was coming.

I have a feeling Holtby is gonna score and the media will be wanking about his 'quality'

We're due some against Chelsea after what happened at Stamford Bridge.

Really should have started Albrighton.

Howard was expecting another Bacuna special! Instead he passed it into the net.

We look so poor. We're just waiting to concede.

I do not trust Benteke with penalties, he always favours his right instep. He does not hit it with power or place it particularly well. His penners depend on the keeper guessing wrong most of the time. Both Howard and Sczensy figured him out. Both knew he would try and sidefoot it towards his left both saved it. Foster either didn't do his homework or second guessed Benteke's tendencies. Someone teach him how to take a penalty properly please.

George Boateng. The NRC of his time.

No Bouma? Severely limited as an attacking full-back, but by God, nothing got through his side when he was playing for us. Solid as a rock. The Bouma-Young partnership was a beautiful thing ...

He didn't take one for Chelsea in the shootout with Munich. Holt - Good, Experienced Pen Taker, good record for Norwich Bacuna - Never missed a penner or so I hear Vlaar - Has a powerful strike on him, if he hits it hard and low no keeper has a chance KEA - All his finishes have been pretty precise strikes, good technique and placement Bertrand - Definitely got a lot of practice with Chelsea! I would definitely be wary of Benteke and Gabby taking penalties, ironic because the two of them are our arguably our best strikers. However, Gabby's finishing is not great when its not instinctive, and Benteke's penalties have been sussed out, he tends to favour his right side, and both his penalties this season have been saved because of that. And his penalties don't have particularly good placement, power or height either. Even when he has scored them, it's been unconvincing. If the keeper guesses right he's saving em.

Pretty sure it was Solskjaer who scored it, the shot was straight-on and Kiraly managed to dive OVER the shot, it slid in underneath his armpits. I will never forget it.

Technically, Rogers is right, Guzan's left arm did slightly brush Suarez's left boot .... So from every game from now on, we should just ask players to fall the in the box and make sure their boot lightly strokes the keeper on their way down ....

What official course of action can we the club take for the Suarez dive?