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Southgate for me, maybe Olly if this poll is run again in a season or two.

I wouldn't want him. Nothing to do with him being ex small heath, I just don't rate him.

I hope so.

Delaney - the best of a bad bunch.

Stan Staunton for me. Quality.

Yep Bossie for me too. Awesome shot stopper, shite at kicking.

I agree. We cannot say for sure either way until the window shuts. Call it Jam tomorrow of whatever else you like but, if we bring in a quality replacement things will be on the up again imo. If we don't it is a big mistake imo.

Well I am best mates with a lesser known poster who goes by the name of MickySwill and I have seen Rantin wandering past the kebab house near VP with a can of scrumpy Jack. Apart from that 0.

I went for great, I think he is a class act. I believe he will prove great value for money.

Ellis

This thread now has approx 18 different players we have been linked with by the press. Just goes to show how little the press actually know.

Can't see it myself

5 for me

Gutti is possibly looking for a move to the Prem :shock:

:yawn: I thought Risso was supposed to be the condescending music critic? :roll:

Figo would be a good signing. The reason he wants out of Madrid is because he wants to play. He has 1 year left on his deal and could easily sit that out and pick up his cash. And as for raising out profile I certainly think he would help us attract other quality players. We can but dream.

mmmm Difficult choice. Oasis have by far the better stand out songs but Blur have tried to keep their music interesting wheras Oasis have gone backwards (until DBTT ). Noel's problem was he used too many great songs as b-sides, he would have been far better keeping some of those gems back for future albums. Oasis would not be mocked by some as they are today if he had done that. Until DBTT I would have gone for Blur but, Oasis nick it for me.

I've gone for a combination of issues. Meaning Ellis has pissed him off more than once.

James Milner would be a decent signing imo. He has always impressed me when I've seen him play for the Barcodes and the u-21's.

Can't see how this signing can be considered as anything other than good. 250 1st team appearances for the Toon. 40 international caps. European experience. Can play anywhere along the back four. Hardly ever injured. Always gives 110%. Only 25. Only cost £1-1.5m. Seems like a cracking signing to me. Let's hope some of our 'fans' give him more of a chance the Djemba X2 got when he arrived.

Baros

Went for months. Heard bad things about them peeling but, I brought my nipper one last summer and it's still in perfect nick.

Joke 2. An old RAF pilot from WWII can no longer survive on his palrty state pension so in desperation he decides to sell his old fighter plane, given to him after the war for his valiant service. He has kept the plane in perfect condition and knows it is worth quite a bit. He places an advert in a aviation magazine and is soon contacted by an American businessman who collects wartime artifacts. The American arranges a visit to England so he can view the plane. He is instantly taken by it and offers the old hero 500k for it. As much as it pains him, the old man reluctantly agrees to the sale and the American writes out a cheque. "before you take the plane I would love to take her up for one last flight, for old times sake". The American is wary as the old timer doesn't look upto flying anymore but reluctantly agrees. The old man climbs in starts her up and flies off into the distance. The old man had told him he would be back withhin 1/2 an hour or so but 2 hours pass and still no sign of the old goat. 4 hours later just as the American is about to give up an go when he hears the sound of a plane coming over the horizon. The plane appears and to the Americans horror there is black smoke pouring from the plane. As it gets closer the American can see the plane is covered in dents and scratches, the old fella manages to land the plane with great difficulty in the middle of the field. The American rushes over as the old man virtually falls out of the plane, "what happened" he yells in disbelief, the old man can hardly talk but manages to tell his tale "I can't believe it, 50 missions during the war and not a scratch on her, I dodged every bullet and missile fired my way and now, I take her out for one last flight and I get hit by a flying hod of bricks"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here come the best 2 jokes in the world 1. Bill, a former world champion weightlifter has fell on hard times and visits several building sites in the hope he can find some work as a labourer. After a fruitless morning, he finally finds a foreman who has a vacancy. The foreman agrees to give the guy a trial "ok mate, there's the hod, get that load of bricks upto the 1st floor" "no problem" replies Bill and off he goes. He loads up the hod walks to the side of the building and hurls the hod in the air, all the bricks land on the first floor and the hod drops back into the arms of the weightlifter. "bloody hell mate that was amazing" says the Foreman "It was nothing" replies Bill and does exactly the same thing again except this time he lands all the bricks on the second floor. The foreman has never seen anything like it, "it was nothing" says Bill again before, doing the same thing again except this time the bricks land on the 3rd floor. "Just how far up can you throw that thing Bill?" asks the Foreman. Bill loads up the hod again walks under the building and hurls the hod in the air with all his strength. The bricks nor the hod return, Bill is amazed, "thats never happened before" he says to the foreman, the Foreman reply's "Forget it you will cost me too much money"!!!!

Shall we make this the official VillaTalk exit Poll and use the other one for comments as the night unfolds? Oh and I voted Labour.