This may have been done but its very good
A man, his wife and their dog were planning to go fishing
But the wife said "I dont want to go fishing"
In reply the man gave his wife three options
"Either go fishing, suck my penis or let me give you anal"
So she went to think about it came back and decided to suck his penis
So as shes doing her business she asks "Why does your dick tast like shit??"
And he replys "The dog didnt want to come either"