AVFC_Hitz

2 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

I think I'll still go. Still have plenty of friends who'd avert the stabby stabby....I hope.

Didn't see the result. Olympiakos it is then.

35 minutes ago, wedge said:

I love Kadikoy too, but God knows what it would be like as an Englishman when Fenerbahce are playing the Villa!!  

I think I'll still go. Still have plenty of friends who'd avert the stabby stabby....I hope.

Would love to go back to Istanbul. I mean, I was there last week but I'll go back. The stadiums in my old neighbourhood and a really nice area.

Wake up! It's a beautiful morning.

2 minutes ago, GlobalVillan said:

Didn't mean it that way. Apologies if it came across as such.

Alright breakfast boy. I bet you get the Guardian through a green juice squirted through the old ISDN line.

Trust Me I'm A Stomach 

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon 

Panda Boy - because my son loves Pandas 

Mahler Mission - Grandfather's favourite composer 

Dead certs I tell ya.

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Glad you're still fighting and punching cancer in the balls @drat01

Hopefully the Spireites getting back into the league cheered you up.

11 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

Lots of them write the word Starbucks on the outside.

 

Do they do a special deal where if you wear a beanie hat and huge headphones you can sit there for 8 hours, nursing one coffee?

I don't care what you all say. Stereophonics, then probably eastern bloc cold war history. 

23 hours ago, Designer1 said:

Many, many years ago I used to design the SHA matchday programme.

 

Did they give you a few bits of A4 and let you use the good crayons?

Take the pan out and put the hob on full. Pan on hob. Keep the fat sizzling as you pour the batter on.

53 minutes ago, sidcow said:

 

You heard. Bill Oddie.

Bill Oddie's in one of your multiple sheds carefully stacking pot noodles.

He's found Denise Van Outen behind some KP nuts.

5 minutes ago, UpTheVilla26 said:

Don't be daft, if he had tried that, greedy Bellingham would have charged in and made it all about him. 

They'd have retired his number again.

Mate.

Dame Judi Dench also showed a power point of her delapidated farm house on the big screen. She forgot to press 'slideshow'.

1 minute ago, Genie said:

I didn’t see a second of it, did I miss much? 

At half time Clive Mendonca led a rendition of Baggy Trousers on a triangle.

What would show signs of damage first?

Imagine you're at the back of Tandys and Ronnie Corbett's adjudicating another catalogue bash off. 

Yellow pages or a laminated Argos catalogue?

My home town of Chesterfield hoping to finally get back in the league today.

Oistins Fish Fry in Barbados. 

When I was there in 2008, beer was 25cents a bottle and available from a kiosk across the road. The tastiest fish I've ever had. 

19 minutes ago, bickster said:

I once flew on a Bulgarian state carrier (just after the collapse of the Bloc), I don't know the exact model but it was Russian (obv), you could literally see the rivets in the plane and some of them were definitely rotating.

The aircrew just kept us plied with enough alcohol so it didn't matter (I particularly remember something they described as Red Champagne  ), free cigarettes even (make it hazy so they cant see the rivets) and yes we hit turbulence too.

That was nothing compared to the taxi drivers in the resort. I was convinced the Bulgarians had a secret plot to dominate the World Rally Championships and Borovets was the training school  

You could be describing 1989 or 7pm last night. BG air have bought lots of A380's but the feel of them seems like they were bought off a bloke called Mitko after he lost a poker game.

21 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Would there be a day off if Kate is dead?

 

I'm thinking no but there'll be some more...

Badly Drawn Images of Paddington

43 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

there's also a few comments just commenting on why bother helping the local community, why cant a football club just be a football club

its crazy how people cant see why villa would want to be involved with the local community, that the demographic of the local community is largely not white and english because of VP and what benefit getting the local kids to grow up villa rather B postcode reds has on the club

its bizarre all round

I mean it's Aston for McGrath's sake. It's not in a field in Pennsylvania.

6 hours ago, villa4europe said:

Villa open the doors of VP to the local community in support of ramadam

The social media comments are somewhere between embarrassing and a disgrace 

"when are they doing it for lent??!" like you do lent Keith 

Echoing @chrisp65 point from earlier in a different thread. What knock on effect do these people have from an organisation doing something for someone else's benefit. It's hardly as if they've moved his bi-weekly table tennis round robin tournament. 

I don't understand people. People are sliding towards some sort unavoidable void which involves TikTok videos of salt and pepper chips and wanking furiously over Come Dine With Me.