AgentO

It's happening. All signs points to: He's setting sails for Birmingham.

You reject players on principal, who consider joining other teams? How do you even field a squad?

To beat out Leipzig you have to up the ante. You really want him? Start passing the hat! (And don't sneak a fish in there. We can smelt it.)

This is the view from Germany: Rashica is going to leave Werder this transfer window. There is credible interest from Villa. There is credible interest from Leipzig. All things being equal he probably prefers playing CL. Unless, perhaps, you pile on the money. So pile on the money! Pile it on! By the way, he's worth it. His skills are made for the PL.

Sky Germany claims MR prefers Leipzig. Enough fish talk, VILLA, time to pony up more $$$. He's slipping away!

FYI: Rashica is on the way to the Alps with the rest of Werder Bremen's team.

Just eeling roeful.

No reason to pout.

You can bet your bass.

Is there no way to delete a post?

What's green and smells like fish? We are! Bremen is a port town. And the punch line of many fish jokes. Some claim, too many.

Chong on loan to Werder is done deal.

Hey friends! We've been enjoying the cross-channel banter all night and are hoping you will provide the next launching pad for our #7 Rashi the Rocket. (Not Ronnie Rocket, that'd be for a David Lynch forum...) We need the cash, you need the left winger, we all need a friendly and plenty of lager, let's get it done. Cheers from Bremen!