Or those guys who quote the names of players no-one has heard of from clubs they have looked at on Fifa or Premier Manager!
'We should sign hudoyanikabollokov from Sporting Gonads because he is great on the ball!!
Is so you can slag him, Dean, Suso and anyone else at the club off when he doesn't???
You love hyper-expectations don't you?
How about he just settles quickly, gets stuck in and improves the dynamic of our attack first....anything else is a bonus!