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  1. AJ
    When Gareth takes his kid to the park, he buys two ice creams. They are both for himself.
  2. AJ
    I am hoping either Malta or Maguire brings the score level.
  3. AJ
    Did you have five at the back too?
  4. AJ
    Gareth Southgate goes to the zoo to throw shit at the monkeys.
  5. AJ
    The tickets Gareth gave out to his friends.
  6. AJ
    When Southgate eventually goes, I fear for any club that hires him as their manager.
  7. AJ
    The thing is, there was some small murmurings about Qatar having the world cup before it started, but it kicked off mostly during the cup itself. With all the protests, the pseudo virtue signaling, and the moaning about Qatar, FIFA would have been loving it, because the anger wasn't directed at them, for being the corrupt enabling pricks that they are. To put it analogy wise, your mate takes your dog into your bedroom and encourages it to poop on your pillow. Instead of getting angry with your mate, you direct your anger at the dog. A couple of days later, your mate, feeling a good sense of impunity, takes your dog back up into your bedroom again. The real issue isn't the countries hosting the cup. Its the greedy corrupt anti football scum that enable it.
  8. AJ
    No, What starts with "W", you silly goose.
  9. AJ
    And I would have gotten away with it if we didn't sell our pesky talented kids.
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    5th is the new 11th.
  12. AJ
    Sorry to sound callous, but honestly, if Infantino choked to death on a piece of Salt Bae's $1000 steak, I would not shed a tear.
  13. AJ
    In that case, avoid the jacuzzi.
  14. AJ
    Their fans would be snapping these up in the shop. Ample room for the extra toes.
  15. AJ
    Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, and Birmingham City Football Club. These are a list of my favourite comedy acts.
  16. AJ
    Oh dear. I could imagine the sprays Rooney is giving the players now. " I got more energy out of the shags at the nursing home than from you lot".
  17. AJ
    After his first game in charge results in a loss, new manager Rooney tries to console the disappointed Blosers with a cool island song.
  18. AJ
    Ridiculous to be sacked for that.
  19. AJ
    Don't think so. We still have to pay Galatasaray.
  20. AJ
    Let's not forget the toilet bikes. I mean, how often after an excruciating shit do you have the urge to hop on a bike and pedal your heart out until the burning in your anus goes away? They really do know what their people want.
  21. AJ
    Just hazarding a guess, I would say he is thinking about unicycles, how they work, are they fun, and would he look good riding one while wearing a waistcoat and a 10 gallon hat.
  22. AJ
    Common name for their Brother Dad.
  23. AJ
    Gareth Southgate gets medical advice from Patrick Bamford.
  24. AJ
    Gareth Southgate accidentally walked into a wall while naked with an erection. He broke his nose.
  25. AJ
    Thought he was a bit of a gamble.
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