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kevpants last won the day on January 8 2015

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  1. His speciality is the volleyed cross field pass from a throw in that goes directly to the opposition striker. He’s done that like 4 times.
  2. You can take the bonkers weird performances because when he does something that looks like a glitch in the laws of physics it’s glorious. The West Brom goal is still my favourite though. He genuinely tried to roll the ball in as slowly as possible from outside the box and it worked! I think about that goal all the time.
  3. I upgraded the ref to a poor for not playing more than the 8 mins. Was convinced he'd tag on another 2 becase we were being big meanies.
  4. We basically put the ball between his arse cheeks and he held it there for 8 mins
  5. He's not weird he's one of the most personable, emotionally intelligent people you'll see. Low is a taint sniffing odd-ball.
  6. The only team a weird German should coach is a Geman one.
  7. He is a large calm man. This is exactly what we needed in midfield.
  8. If you come on riding that wave of positivity and momentum and look that bad it’s over for you. Id honestly take the hit and ship him out. He has nothing to offer.
  9. I've never seen a less accurate bunch of spoofers than Villa ITK Twitter. To the point where I don't even raise an eyebrow any more. It's a heap of young lads in their Mams spare room making things up. No credibility to any of it.
  10. I think the point is that he is physically unable to compete in this league now. The jig is up. He has lovely little touches but when he drops the shoulder and the defender buys it, he doesn't ahve the athleticism to get past the man, or the man catches him back up. It's kind of an NFL term but if you can't get separation from defenders you won't do any damage. He's like an ex-pro playing Socceraid. He's done.
  11. Stealing a living. Does he have arthritis? Why does he plod around like that?
  12. This is the worst perfromance I've seen under this ownership. Gerrard is utterly clueless. There is nothing happening on that pitch. Tactically naiive, selections are terrible, horrible attitude. If the owners can't see the threat he is to their assett they are mental. And Purslow should go with him, he's tainted by this ludicrous appointment and shown he's all show and no brains.
  13. You can't climb this league with a finsher as poor as him on the end of every move. He's not good enough.
  14. There was plenty of intent. Just not the ability to turn intent into product. How many poor first touches, mishit crosses, passes and shots. We had enough chances to win. Our technically poor players messed them all up. Ollie Watkins is not good enough. He needs to take his effort and industriousness somewhere else. He can't finish. It's killing us.
  15. He might get in at Liverpool as Klopp freshens up his attack. He would absolutely tear it up under Klopp. Better than at sideways-sideways-sideways-giveittokev FC.
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