wiganvillain

You couldn't see them actually winning more than 1 at most

Anyway, The real thing is back in January, ticket applications at "The Applause Store"

I do find it amazing that "The bestest, classiest, most exciting football team in the World with the REAL SPECIAL ONE (both manager and left winger)" have the same number of points this season as "seriously undeperforming" Aston Villa, Hmmmmmmmm And as an aside for thos who've read this tgread for a while something you couldn't make up. Twitter asked if I'd like to follow Glastonspur - really and truly, amazing

Charges - surely the comments were a personal matter and nothing to do with football and anyway were made offshore so it's no business of the uK authorities. Then again if he's not doing interviews how can he claim his innocence

On behalf of the overworked BOF I can answer this Yes, regrettably Birmingham City have been in existence for some time

And some fans say we lack ambition. Goan yersell son (translation for our English readers, Well played young man )

Fair enough Mike, I suspected so but still enjoyed reading it with the image of a straight faced Barker in my head

Congrats mate hope it works out I'm just finishing week 11 of a new job after 9 months unemployed so understand your pain

No idea if the claim to broadcast is true but i found it funny as hell anyway and can imagine Ronnie Barker reciting it with a straight face Subject: FW: Ronnie Barker Genius] If If you can read this without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells...... This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read....... This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks.. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks,so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!

Thanks Rev, I had always wondered what "playing the Spurs way" was when they complained about a hundred and eleventy twelve mangers not playing it, you seem to have summed it up nicely

Pot, Kettle and Black anyone

No question then he's a Jock and my e-mail has been sent off to the SFA notifying them of this, we need as many good players as we can get

Yep Mike, saw a chunk of it, they won easily. Mind you you'd never guess they were "Art" students from their dress code :winkold:

It'd completely crack me up if one of the Plop "Bidders" decided, enough, and bought Everton. I'd spend some serious fun time reading RAWK for that

Bloody history has a habit of changing suddenly like that. Non Champions League Games lost on Tuesdays do not count. Similarly Non Champions League Games won on Wednesdays do not count. All European Cup Games prior to Champions League do not count It's part of the make up of the universe and cannot be argued with. Edited for accuracy

Watched him against Bolton, made some very good runs and appeared to be getting in to the game just as he was subbed. Given a bit of time he and his teamates will gain understanding of each other and we will reap the benefits

Where's the "don't give a shit" option on the Poll

Villadude, you forgot to mention They have more money than the Blue Mancs The have the betsest, most honest and trustworthy manager imaginable They have the most impressive history in football dating back to 1526 BC which is 2 days before the world began so anything before then is impossible Oh and just too many other things to mention

Lets not let the actual facts get in the way of a good moan eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way Harry'll take the England job once he finds out he can't earn commission from transfers

Now actually read the last bit of that - improve year on year - that is what he wants to do. No mention of accepting 12-7th as being that's it no higher or lower. I can't help but notice that none of the "fickle whingers" (copyright DOL) has bothered to even comment on this part of the interview. Perchance because it doesn't suit the negativity prevalent these days. FFS he's the Villa manager and as such deserves better than the bollox being propounded here

No doubt it'll come up at todays press conference, we'll see

Well written and well said, and to think I once castigated you for your opinion I have now found myself agreeing with you on more than one occasion, lets hope we're both right about this

Guys I'm aftraid "Villa fans like Houllier" isn't a story for the UK tabloids, they need controversy

Do we know when the press conference is today, I may sneak off and watch it(benefit of working from home )