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wiganvillain

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  1. General, Not only do I back this up but I'd go further and put their name and photo on the big screens so we all know who the poltroon was
  2. :shock: How's the hell would you kill yourself putting your trousers on? Her husbands arrived home with a shotgun and you take the time to put your trousers on :winkold:
  3. Timber frames are actually safer than steel in a fire... I think you'll find that in the last 30 or more years most houses built in Scotland are Timber Frame. For some reason England sticks to all brick / block. Anyway - uselesss info - All Polar Bears are left handed
  4. What do the letters D N A stand for Nationa Dyslexic Association
  5. I forgot I had these until I saw this thread 1) A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our blonde friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one. 2) A blond is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring. The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!!" 3) Two blondes were working on a house. One, who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!" The second blonde got completely pissed off and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!" 4) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain, and the top is down."
  6. Hardly surprising when it's a choice between 2 such hateful sets of deluded fans
  7. Spurs because I hate them with a vengance
  8. Been there done that RESPECT :notworthy: :notworthy:
  9. Hi General, I see from Sky that the Browns opener is against the Cowboys. Much as I admire what Randy and you are doing for the Villa as a Cowboys fan since the days of Walter Payton (now there was a running back!) can I just wish you all the best after this weekend
  10. I think there are a lot of realistic votes but i also think some have slipped into the trap of using Man city as a bench mark. B6Bloke, you are absolutely bang on. We are ASTON VILLA - lets not forget that
  11. Question, If we had done this poll on day one of the window with a list of those we bought (and sold) and asked for a rating how many would have gone below 9 or 10 We started to get greedy and are marking displeasure at not having anything to crow about on deadline day Get a Grip
  12. I can't vote as there isn't the option of dropping Gabby on here. I want to revert to our 4-3-3 0r a 4-2-3-1 using Ash and Jimmy as the wide 2 to Carew leaving any 3 of NRC, Judas, Stan and Sidwell
  13. Thanks for this General, I think I speak for most of us when I say don't rush him back to playing but if he can walk on sticks or crutches we'd love to see him before a match or at Half time to show our appreciation to him
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