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How lucky are these feckers?

United are all over the place. How on earth did we lose TWICE to this shower of shit

United now 11 points behind us with 8 games to play (1 game in hand on us) and our GD is +19 on them.

Jackson is appalling 

Pint sized Side Show Bob is back! Haven’t seen him in ages

(I just vomited in my mouth a little bit)

Cahmon you fahkin’ Lahden Chelsee Boiys

49 minutes ago, Marka Ragnos said:

What was it?

Oasis Wonderwall

6 hours ago, Leeroy said:

All those who jumped on my posts in the prematch thread, shame on you.

 

It was a shit show from start to finish. The lineup, the subs (Chambers, FFS). Injuries don’t help but to me Emery was experimenting tonight. He threw that game as far as I’m concerned. Even at 2-1 when we were getting battered he could have got Bailey and Tielemans in there, he waited until 3-1 and the game was done.

 

Look, I’ll get criticism for reproaching Emery, of course I will. But he has made some very big mistakes as Villa manager and tonight he got it badly wrong again. Of course he’s done some incredible things but fast forward just four months on from when we beat city in December and we look a much worse team. This calendar year we don’t look as good as we did at the end of 2023, in essence we look like we’ve regressed. Injuries haven’t helped but what on earth was he thinking putting that team out there tonight, I’ve no idea. 
 

All will be fine if we win the games we should, like Brentford on Saturday. Win that and everything is ok again, even if we play crap like we seem to most games this calendar year. But things aren’t as good as they were and we look a million miles from the top teams again, as tonight showed.

 

Equally we need players back. Martinez and Watkins at the minimum better be back on Saturday, along with McGinn. We need our players to stand up, be fit, and help us along the line now. Not get injured or ‘ill’ when we need them the most.

Do they really play that nasily whiny song at the end of their games?

That place is a shithole. They are bunch of cheating spunk-trumpets and I can't wait until all of their trophies are stripped.

Fair play Chambers

There are some terrible barnets considering how much money Ci$y have.

Haaland, Greesford, KDB

We will have our chances.

To be fair Luiz didn't track him

Nice claim Olsen

Handball surely?

Just now, OutByEaster? said:

I think we can hurt them with direct balls - sit and hit.

Emery is going to Pulisball them to death

C'mon me B team babbies!!!!

8 minutes ago, mikeyjavfc said:

Arsenal and Liverpool fans are going to hate us  

There's always an upside!

15 minutes ago, Kiwivillan said:

It's like a new signing

His arse will be even more robust after all the cheps he will have had during his time off.

6 hours ago, Lichfield Dean said:

All TV shows (Apple, Netflix, Amazon... doesn't matter) all have exactly the same opening credits sequence and almost identical music.

It's very annoying.

The music in 3 body problem is identical to WestWorld. The composer just copied and pasted. It's awful.

On 29/03/2024 at 15:27, Marka Ragnos said:

We overshare. And overeat. And sometimes, the dogs attack our cars. This is national news today.

 

Florida. Florida. Bring on global warming IMO.

Sink the swamp.

3 hours ago, sheepyvillian said:

Every time I re - binge this show, I'm still stunned by Maisie Williams performance as Aya Stark. Of all the great characters, I think her and the Hound stand out.

Nah, Ed Sheeran steals every scene

5 hours ago, Xela said:

1 pack is better than my cask! 

I have a vat!