Paddywhack

Condiments that say ‘once opened, consume within 4 weeks’, how long you giving it?

I’ve just had a dollop of Reggae Reggae from last summer.

I love this man. 

I’d probably hate him if he didn’t wear a Villa shirt though.

Ref’s a bellend 

Just now, deeps said:

Handball my ass 

Kinky 

4 hours ago, RunRickyRun said:

Any excuse to post this:

(context - Norm appears at the ESPY sports awards after OJ had lost the civil case and all his sports trophies were being seized as collateral)

 

I love Norm.

O.J Simpson.

Good.

Fake or not, seeing that badge makes me angry. I hate Chris Heck.

LOLOLOLOL what a funny little club.

3 minutes ago, il_serpente said:

Did his teacher reassure him that you do but it’s just very small?

Hmm, I’m not sure. It’s the first thing I’m bringing up at parents evening though, so to speak.

Yeah, my dad’s mate took me to quid a kid at st Andrew’s when I was 8 or 9. My first ever football match,  Blues v Tranmere around 1994/95.

Even their schemes fail, we’re all Villa fans.

I came out of Villa Park after the Spurs game saying I never wanted to see Zaniolo in Villa shirt ever again.

I’m a dickhead.

Claret shorts = guaranteed win.

1 minute ago, Leeroy said:

Emery obviously hasn’t learned, we’ve been twatted by Newcastle, Liverpool and Tottenham already this season, we don’t need another hammering. 
 

I was going to watch but hardly seeing what point there is now. You don’t play a shite team against these unless you want to get smashed.

I know yeah! Why hasn’t emery learnt not to let Martinez get ill, the silly sod.

Oooh, careful everyone. Romero is angry!! 

The scum lost? So what else is new?

You guys aren’t taking this seriously enough. There are some things that you just don’t joke about.

The little flag on the England shirt is a slightly different colour!! How can you all laugh about this so easily!?

1 minute ago, fightoffyour said:

Funny that the people who get the most outraged at the least significant of things, which are completely inconsequential to their lives, are often the quickest to go around branding others as "snowflakes".

But…but…I don’t want vegan sausage rolls 

People are so easily offended these days.

They’ve been told what to get annoyed about and they’re all sheep, so they’re all crying about something us normal folk don’t care about.

Snowflakes.

I did the Stafford Half Marathon on Sunday. My P.B is 1hr50 and I thought as I’m in the middle of marathon training I could probably knock a few minutes off.

I set off at 8 minute miles and tried to stay with the 1hr45 pacer. Either my maths is wrong or he was going way too fast as he disappeared over the horizon early on.

There’s a few big hills and I never really recovered from the one on mile 5. Finish time of 1:52:15.

Never mind, lessons learned. I’m doing the Leamington half in June, so I’ll try again then.

1 hour ago, stewiek2 said:

It reminds me of the 86 home kit.

Yeah, that’s the one. It was from 84-87 (or so google tells me)

39 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

i'll be buying that home kit for me and my boy and probably the away for my daughter 

much, much better

edit - another photo which shows the detail on the away kit, will get some stick as its not traditional but i like it

I like the home, it reminds me of both the 1984 and the 1988 one. The collar's a bit odd though.