leemond2008

hargreaves is doing well on my game as well Hollman is my main man though

Stan Lee

quite dissapointed that it doesn't relate to queen I was hoping at least for the Marx brothers film

Could have been worse...could have been 8-0

I'm back in work today as well, still feeling rough from xmas night to be honest, back in tomorrow (may work saturday as well because I need the money) only got new years day off and then I am off on week commencing the 7th so that is all that I am looking forward to. Pisses me off though I have been left in charge of the team today and the bosses have all **** off knowing there is an absolute **** load of work to come back in to and they have left it all in my hands, **** off with it now man

I have got the bug for it again now, sitting down at work trawling through FM forums and stuff to see what people are saying about tactics and stuff. Its frustrating that you dont get a penny to start with when you are the villa, Ive not made any signings yet, just want to see how I get on with the current squad first of all and see if I can do better than Lambert is in real life then I'll take my new found knowlege to the Villa section of the forum.

Nah you don't need to be online to play it but it forces you to install steam (which takes **** ages) and in my previous experience with it the thing knackered up my comp, as soon as it was installed it slowed my comp down to the point it was barely running, wouldn't let me uninstall it or close it down. Just a ball ache to be honest, they may have sorted it out by now as I am going back a fair few years but it still cemented my hatred for it

can I just say that I absolutely hate and **** detest steam

just downloading it now, first game will be with the villa and the second will be with Mansfield

Merry Xmas all I got a big canvas print of all the marvel and DC superheroes sitting on scaffolding like the builders in the old famous photo, girl at work got me that, I was buzzing when I saw it. I just want me dinner now

gotta admit that I didn't even know there was a fight tonight heavyweight boxing is dour and needs a massive shakeup, I struggle to think that there is such a lack of quality out there that the only heavyweight fight out there that the majority of casual boxing fans want is Price and Fury. What are your thoughts Dr P, could the division explode into life when the brothers finally call it a day? I honestly dont know because I haven't paid much attention to the division for a fair few years now.

as an update from last nights posI feel I may have superseded myself in terms of cuntishness lol after seven grovelling txt messages from the bird mentioned in the post above I kind of lost my rag and sent a txt to her saying ''I aint pissed off at all I'm pretty thick skinned as you well know, I do however not take kindly to receiving text messages at 3:30 in the morning which are saying sorry for conversations I was not even aware that were taking place, I appreciate you may have feelings for me but they are in no way reciprocated on my part. I have made it clear many times over the years that I don't participate in works nights out because I always end up either making a word removed of myself or offending someone, it seems that this time I have achieved both from the comfort of my own bed so I suppose that is a result and something I wouldn't have thought I could achieve but thanks for that at least. any way whatever the conversation you had about me that sparked such sorrow on your part please let me say I have sailed stormier sea's than this and couldn't really give two short sharp shiny shits what a deluded creature such as yourself has to say about me....I hope we can still be friends'' she replied with ''of course we can still be friends i am rly sorry'' some people just don't get it do they

I don't do friends, sorry Milfner nah only joking bud, yeah classics is just up the road from me I was in there on Thursday to get my mixed kebab meat and chips, best chippy around that place is. Sometimes it will make you bad but it tastes good at the time lol

**** me man what the **** is the matter with people? I went on my works meal as discussed earlier in the thread I ate had a few glasses of wine and **** off without saying a fat lot to anyone for a few reasons 1-I don't **** like the majority of the **** I work with 2-I wanted a quiet night in my local 3-when I do go out with work I always end up being the talking point on a Monday morning either cuz I have made a dick of myself or because I have upset someone by gently reminding them what a complete arsehole I think they are. Well **** me it's 3:20am and I have just woke up to about 9 **** text messages from a **** big orrible bird who has obviously had a full on discussion with every other word removed in the office, **** knows what she has been banging on about to them but her last three **** txt messages are grovelling appologise. **** me off I txt her at 9 o'clock telling her to **** off and stop embarrassing herself with the shit she was talking about but nah at 3 o **** clock she can't **** help herself and still feels the need to discuss me with other words removed I don't like when I ain't even there. Keep your **** delusional fantasies to yourself you **** mess and please don't **** txt me at 3am to advise me you have made a word removed of yourself...**** idiot I suppose come Monday everyone will think I am madly in love or in a relationship with the parasitic arse hole and I will have to justify the fact that I am indeed not a fan of hers at all. Wouldn't mind bu I know she has been going on to the one bird there that I actually like and get on with so **** knows what **** shite the drunkern **** has said to her **** hell

Yeah she has definitely seen the parrots beak

bit late on that one old chap

I dont say sorry to any one cuz I am never wrong and when I am I wont admit it

CRACKING IDEA GARETH it wouldn't be anything pervy of course, purely a celebration of the female form...and in order to celebrate that they must be wearing very little

snap, our's starts at 3 and come 5pm we are free to fook off and do what we want

I do my fair bit for charities just when it's at work and it's "dress down for £1" or "buy a ridiculously overpriced cake" or "guess how many jelly beans are in the jar" and shit like that I don't ge involved in. As I say I donate money on a monthly basis to three charities, not a lot granted but I give what I can

actually last year I discovered that baileys and jagermeister goes together perfectly....I had forgot about that, I'll have to get myself a bottle of baileys for tomorrow nights drink as well

depends how much whiskey or brandy you add to it

see no matter who I am sat next to tomorrow I will end up sitting in silence and enjoying my own company and getting pissed off with them because they will no doubt want to converse with other people around the table that I don't like (and who they don't like as well for that matter) and will try and drag me into the conversation so I would much rather keep my head down fill my belly and **** off as quickly as possible

I wouldn't bollock inanimate objects at all, I would just shake my head and tut at them, then when I made camp for the night I would go over the day's events with Vincent and explain to him why I was pissed off with said objects and Vincent would listen to every word and eventually learn how to speak doglish and slowly evolve into a half dog half man type creature that can walk (albeit unsteadily) on his back two legs and we would roam the earth planning day to day how we would live our lives whilst hunting rabbits and the few remaining humans then I would find a lone surviving female and take her as my partner (she has no say in the matter) and our relationship would blossom, Vincent would get jealous and run off and start an army of dogmanish creatures with a stray jack russel, we will go to war I will win then I will befriend a monkey named Poppy and move to the jungle and see out the rest of my day's with her and her monkey family

ok I am pre-empting my rant for tomorrow its the team meal and a standard 3 course christmas menu so it wont be anything special but I guarantee that by 11 o'clock at least 4 people will have said ''I am starving but I'm not going to have any breakfast because I don't want to spoil my meal tonight' I recon that by 10:30 I will be popping into this thread to confirm that this has pissed me off, has any one ever predicted what will piss them off in this thread before??? I for one will be enjoying a bacon egg and black pudding sandwich for breakfast and maybe a cheeky little baguette at lunch time as well for the record the team meal is at 4:00pm