What is the difference between Dimitar Berbatov and a mini ?
A mini can only 'carry' three people.
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What has Paul Robinson and Michael Jackson got in common ?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
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The seven dwarves are mining one day when the cave collapses trapping them all inside.
Snow White rushes to the entrance and calls down to them all.
"Totteham are a big club", a voice calls from the distance.
"Thank God", says Snow White. "Dopey is still alive".
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What do you say to a Tottenham fan with a good looking bird on his arm?
Nice tattoo.
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What is the difference between a battery and a Tottenham fan ?
The battery has a positive side.
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How can you tell ET is a Tottenham fan.
Because he looks like one.