FrenchVillaLova

He signed for St Etienne last March so we can rule that one out.

I'd say he's a solid, dynamic and technically sound fullback who can also contribute going forward. Most importantly he's a player who will improve with the right coaching. I remember seeing him at Bordeaux and he looked very average, now he's very much the standout player at Caen - his hometown club. Caen fans rated him highly until he announced he'd be leaving in the summer. In a nutshell: he's a good player in poor team.

Relegated tonight.

Where you heard that guv? In the video below(from 20'45''). He explains his new role and the type of players he's looking for:

Looks like former professional player Olivier Monterrubio is scouting the French leagues for us these days. He used to be chief scout at FC Nantes.

A song about luck and playoffs

Thank God, he's awful...

Grant Holt!

Lingard. Extremely crap player.