It's going to be difficult to prove that he's pre-arranged to sign for Real Madrid at the end of his contract next year, but if he has then surely that warrants investigating?
"Right guys, we need a hero name. Cloud is arguably one of our most recognised heroes. Everyone loves Cloud. Give me a name on par with that"
"Clown? Cloak? Clock? Cliff? Clink? Clive?"
"That's it."