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Pete Doherty

Paul Gascoigne

Bob Mortimer 

Sir Alex Ferguson 

Queen Camilla 

Makes me laugh when a player says they will only play for a team in the Champions League. Go play for Celtic, they are in the CL every year 

22 hours ago, CVByrne said:

And we trust your bullshit because?

You don’t have to. It was something I was told when at the last U21 match against Southampton from someone at the club 

I heard that he was training with the first team but is now training with the youth due to his attitude 

1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Will this be disqualified on a technicality, should HM the King peg out? 

He might not have the title of King when he passes 

Gazza

Prince Charles 

Michael Schumacher 

Rhod Gilbert 

Bam Margera 

When Traore is on the pitch he is the most likely to produce a goal, unfortunately it could be for either team.

Bowyer gone 

2 minutes ago, Nicho said:

For me its the fact that Luiz, Watkins, McGinn, Ings, Bailey have got visibly worse under his tenure. 

If they were playing well before Gerrard came in why was Smith sacked? None of them have had a good season 

59 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

Got talking to a nurse this morning who thought that "guinea pig" was just another name for hamsters

 

She made the mistake after the hamsters head crowned from between his arse cheeks 

Prince Charles 

Jack Grealish

Elton John

Kenny Dalglish

Boris Johnson  

Both Die Hard and Home Alone have the same plot. Robbers use the Christmas period to rob places that will be empty and are stopped by one person.

Saved £50 by food shopping online with Asda this year. Not down to their fantastic offer but down to the 13 out of stock items now not coming and a further 20 substitutions including swapping a large tin of Quality Street for a box of biscuits 

The Athletic article says that he wasn’t happy with his role as 4th in the pecking order as Terry’s replacement will be above him. Stayed to help prepare for the season but now training is more structured and set he is leaving. He could have stayed, there was no fall out with Smith or the club he just wasn’t happy with his reduced role. According to the Athletic he won’t be replaced and are only looking to replace Terry’s role.

Got mine today, haven’t received the two junior membership packs I ordered at the same time.Hopefully  they will arrive over the next few days although of of the memberships is still awaiting activation despite jumping through all the hoops several times. 

The training top I ordered at the end of June which was supposed to be sent or delivered today has already been delayed. Received an email saying due to global factory shutdowns and transportation challenges due to the global pandemic the item won’t be available until 21-07-2021, every season there seems to be issues with stock. As a goodwill gesture it would be nice if the club sent the other items I ordered at the same time which are in stock

In the press for being kicked out a bar in Mayfair pissed, think we have dodged a bullet with him 

I was in and out at Villa park within 25 mins, that includes a 15 minute wait after the jab and having to give my details twice due to the first person not saving them correctly. Really well organised and laid out and enough bays to do 30 injections at a time. Lots of good cleaning practices in place as well. 

Move from me 

I think we have the players With the ability to pass through their high press and options to go over the top with Ollie running into the channels 3-0 

If he signs there will be a few people on here left with caviar on their faces