Xela

£525k of team coach - wonder what the repair bill will be?!

Annoying few days - The outrage about the Facebook data 'scandal'. Who would have thought a multi billion dollar corporation would be shady? Don't like it... don't share the minutiae of your personal life on there or alternatively, just don't **** use it. Don't moan about it and still use it. - I stood at the train station the other day, looked across at the people waiting on the platform opposite and 14 people in a row were staring at their phone screens. It made me chuckle but also made me a little bit sad about how vast swathes of the population seem to be addicted to their phones. I see groups of people in bars/coffee shops and they're not talking to each other, just tapping away on their devices. What a time to be alive - The Liverpool fans vandalising the Man City coach up. What a bunch of sad tossers. Its just a game you mongoloids, its not worth throwing bottles, flares and bricks at the police or a passing coach. - People having insipid and inane conversations on their phone on the train. Had to listen to a 20 minute conversation between some daft bint and her partner/best friend discussing what topping to have on their dominos pizza that night. Does that really warrant a long phone call. "Well, i don't want pepperoni, you know I don't like that" and so on. Just get a half n half pizza you **** mingewomble and you can both have what you want. - The way women on online dating sites try and steer the conversation to see what car you drive or job you do within about 5 minutes. Robin Reliant love and I mix tartan paint for a living... now jog on you freeloading bitch. - Women over 25 with neon dyed hair. Mind you, helps easily mark out the mental cases. - The fact that some of my mates are so whipped they have to get 'permission' from their other halves before they can commit to coming out for a drink. I think they secretly enjoy being doormats. - Those Snapchat filters that put dog ears / angel wings on photos. You're 38 sweetheart, its not cute, you just look desperate. - People whistling tunelessly. Its been mentioned before. I was in Sainsburys the other day and bloke behind me was doing it. I could have quite easily stoved his cranium in with the large bottle of bleach I had in my trolley. - The fact I am coming down with a cold on a Friday night.

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Its done for security reasons I believe - say if I went in to the post office with forged papers and wanted to re-route your mail to my address (in order to intercept a bank card / something valuable) it wouldn't come into effect until after the initial letter had been sent confirming the change, so if it was dodgy the homeowner would know.

Kwik.. Save this thread from the puns

The man is a machine.

As Oscar Wilde said, "We' are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars"

I found KL a bit disappointing - Singapore a much better bet if you have a few days in the general vicinity.

I went to a fancy dress party with my mate years ago as Starsky & Hutch. Did a pretty good job even if I do say so myself. I was the dark haired one (Starsky?) and my mate was a cracking Hutch as he did have that Owen Wilson blond slacker look down to a tee at the time. Was a hit with the ladies of Ipswich as well! Ended up spaffing over Catwoman's norks...and she lapped up the cream like a good kitty. Good times!

I've never heard of George Clinton either.

Can you peel an apple?

Adebayor was a great shit stirrer

The bloke in the middle (in the black with a Beardsley haircut) has a massively wide face! Like Peter Griffin

NOW TV means I don't ever need a full SKY subscription. Have the Movie & Entertainment passes all year round and the Sports one for the NFL season. i like the flexibility of it.

I think the term "excellent" from Lambert was a stretch. They were decent/competitive but they lost 3-0.

The bald orc on the left hand side is great too! Like him out the Goonies.

4? Disappointing!

Any room left her in back garden for another body?

Awful appointment from the beginning.

Its every team now. Outside of the big guns at the top of the league, most/every other team would be financially crippled by relegation.

Kevin Wimmer. £18m

Did they ignore you?

Worst Batman ever. 1/10 WNB

Never! I'm grateful of the down time. Plus eating Easter eggs!