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Daz1981

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  1. One day a man wakes up out of his bed and wanders down stairs to b begin his day. He gets to the kitchen to have his breakfast where he is met by his wife. "Morning huney" he says. "You look like hell" is the reply from his wife. "But i feel great" he retorts. Anyway he continues with his breakfast whe his son joins him at the table, "Good mornin, son" as he greets his first born child. "You look awful, dad!" the son replies. "I feel great tho" the puzzled father responds. So the man finishes his breakfast and leaves the house for work. He arrives at work only to be met by his boss. "Mornin sir" says the man. The man replies "are you ok? you look terrible!". The man still puzzled "But i feel great, i feel amazing!" The boss replies "well, i think u shoud take yourself over to the doctors and get yourself checked out". So off goes the man to the doctors. He enters the doctors room and is asked what is wrong with him and the man explains that although he feels great everyone tells him he looks awful. So the doctor gets out his big book of diseases and illness and flicks thro. " feels awful, looks great, ...no not that, erm, feel great looks great ... no no not that either, erm feels great looks awful ah ha got it" " so doc wot is it, wot is it?" "sorry sir" replies the doctor, "but you are a vagina!"
  2. The sooner its over the better!!!!
  3. The sooner its over the better!!!!
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