Marley the Bognor Villan

Cant see his brother giving us a glowing reference though!

Also Brentford have Chelsea in the cup that weekend so they will be nicely exhausted for when we play them on the Tuesday after our nice break and time for all of our new signings* to bond. * I know, no need to point out the obvious...

Really wish I had posted this! Good work sir

Cheese...

IMO our team is not as bad as it appears to be and our performances are not an accurate reflection of the quality we have. If we sign 2 or 3 decent midfielders and get a solid midfield in place then I believe the players around them will be able to flourish. Our defenders are under too much pressure but havent actually let in that many goals. I admit some of the goals we have conceded have been down to sloppy defending but if the opposing team have the freedom to keep walking through our midfield or even being passed the ball by our midfielders then eventually our defence is gonna slip up and make a mistake. Our strikers are looking awful because they are not getting regular service and some people are doubting what Jack brings to the table because hes not being consistent but if he had a solid midfield behind/around him that can win the ball and play if forward he will really be able to do some damage and link midfield to attack. I think Gabby, Gards, Westy, Hutton and Bacuna are not good enough but the rest will be good if we can bring in 2x CM, 1x LM (or LB and move Amavi up), 1x ST, 1x RB and 1x CB. So, 5 names I dont think are good enough and 6 positions I think we need to buy better players for.

This guy was spot on all through the summer. Hes the only one i believe out of all of them. He tweeted on thursday that nothing will happen until at least tuesday of this week while everyone else was saying the forest deal was going over the line any minute!

Damn you KJT!

News from the Guv'nor....

Whats with all the cheese jokes? Not very mature is it...

Edam well better brie!

Had a dream last night that Sanchez and Gil came back from loan and were awesome all season in a midfield of Gil - Jedi - Sanchez - Albert and somehow Palace decided they are going down anyway so sold us Tekkers back. Million miles away from the transfer business being talked about I know but I was still gutted when I realised it was a dream.

Yeah fair play bud. I wasnt actually referring to what the club are up to as they havent disclosed anything. I was mostly commenting about the pages and pages of discussion about Delph & Downing. In fairness I didnt write it very well and should have put more effort into it lol

Surely our scouting network reaches further than ex-villa players and those in the same division as us?

Hearing reports that Julie B has been seen fiddling about with a rusty set of keys

Apparently interested in this Fofana chap http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Stoke-city-sur-guessouma-fofana-amiens/765328