TheSufferingVilla

I see a couple of New York Villans in the last one. Wish I could have done the whole tour.

Limited my sale exposure to Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Civilization V. Took a lot of restraint.

A very nice kit except the sponsors make it look shit.

Ah ffs, it's not bad at all. At least on it's own. I assume it's pretty horrific when worn by one of those hunchbacked mutants.

Duane De Rosario The insanity of the free kick matched by the sheer **** ignorance of the American commentary team to quote the clearing in the woods: WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER CRETIN! **** me right off that they have these clowns with no idea about the game being paid to commentate.

No need. There'll be a pandemic along soon enough to do your work for you. Perhaps but the pandemic won't be so selective...

I would reduce the world population from 7 Billion to about 500 Million. It would be bloody, merciless and cruel.

Players should choose the captain. Give the squad a couple of weeks to bond and then let them pick their man.

Amazed, he speaks more fluent English than most of our English players.

Tony if you have facebook ask in the Aston Villa America group closer to the date, Tim or one of the other Philly Villans will give you the details. I don't think they have a set pub week on week.

We thought about the NYC bus but there's just not enough people to make it worthwhile, plus most of us are going down Tuesday and coming back Thursday.

The OS has posted an official guide to the tour including the all important registration info for supporters matches, open training and meeting the players.

Note to self, don't do what Ingram's mum did with mine..... Agreed, would love to get the little men to peel off.

Thanks for the info Mike, I'll add it to the website.

Please dear Mods let this reside here for a little bit. Need to get the info out! Attention fans travelling to the Villa games here in the US. Good news, Villa supporters clubs stateside have been working with the Villa and the respective MLS teams to arrange pubs, buses and general mayhem around the matches. The most up to date details are on the Aston Villa America Facebook Page. We have also launched a new site with a **** load on good info: AstonVillaUSA.org. Philly: It's going to be a bit mental. the day before the game we are travelling out to the stadium for an open training session with the team followed by an opportunity to greet the players and staff. This will then be followed by a supporters match on the pitch in PPL Park against the Philly Union fans before a pissup back in the City. Match day the Philly lads are sorting out a pre and post match pissup and may be running a bus or two from the pub to the match. Check the site and Facebook for more details. Chicago: So far the Chicago boys have arranged busses to take Villa fans to the stadium outside Chicago from a pub on the North Side where the Chicago Villans will be hosting the official pre and post match pissup which will feature a charity auction and hopefully some special guests from the Villa. There's already 57 bus seats taken so be sure to secure your own before they are all gone. Latest details again on facebook Portland: Not many from the East Coast going West and we have heard **** all from the lads on the Pacific Coast. Right now we are recommending Villa fans rendevouz at the Bitter End Pub. Let me know if you've any questions, will be propagating the site around Twitter on Tuesday afternoon and will hopefully be able to catch most of the lads travelling from Brum and beyond with the key info.

Like all the young players deserves a fresh start under the new manager. I'm sure Lambert has watched enough videos of Bannan in the past couple of weeks to know if he wants to work with the lad and if he does we should give him ample time to do so before writing him off.

£25,000,000.03

PLUS! Designated smoking section in the Upper Holte. Uncle Randy is crumbling to fan pressure time to ask him for another couple of favours!!

Checking out the new fixtures I realised: First game of the season and we will be playing in the radioactive snot green! It'll be the battle of the Macron's.

Fellow fat bastards, hows the shirt hang over the beer guts and man tits? I'm hoping better than the skin tight Nike kits.

The YES network over here which is like the New York Yankees channel shows an absurd amount of Arsenal coverage as part of some deal they have with ArseTV. got to say the Arsenal and Yankees fans deserve4 each other, cretinous bastards.

unless it's austerity time for Tottenham, Harry has a great history of leaving clubs in financial turmoil.

Looked at getting tickets for this on Friday backed out for sheer laziness. Will regret it for the rest of my life.