Bloke walks into a petshop and says, ' I want to buy a wasp ' the petshop owner says, ' We dont sell wasps', bloke says ' You've got one in the window'.
Bloke walked into the doctors , doc says 'What's the problem? '. Bloke says ' I've started seeing into the future'. Doc says, 'When did this start happening?' Bloke, ' Next Tuesday'.
Sorry if I'm repeating these but I cant be arsed scrolling through 52 pages.